A true cereal killer.
He’ll be making his own sammiches from now on.
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That was bad! 😁
It took 17 replies to finally get here?
She tried to get Captain Crunch to do it, but he wasn’t THAT much of a flake. Then she approached Tony the Tiger, and he said “GRRRRRREAT!”, but never showed up. So she figured General Mills would help her, but he refused to leave his Post. She Chex out Count Chocula, but he only works at night, and her husband insisted on eating breakfast in the mornings. Only then, did she ask Uncle Sam, but he told her if she’d eat more fiber, she wouldn’t be so miserable, and want to play those kinds of Trix on her husband. She told him she was just doing it for Kix, anyway. Finally, she remembered her Lucky Charms had helped her meet her husband in the first place, and she was tired of waiting for the pot of gold he’d promised her, so she fell for that magical leprechaun, but since he’s got Oatmeal for brains, he got mixed up, and told her to put salt on his tail. So, she filled the sugar bowl up with boric acid, because she had never learned her Alphabits, and, as they say, that’s Life!