Posted on 09/19/2015 7:43:04 AM PDT by llevrok
In "honor" of Talk Like A Pirate Day, What's your best or favorite pirate joke?
Mine? A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his belt buckle. The bartender asks him what that's all about.
"I don't know", says himself. "But's it's driving me nuts!"
You just Arrrr...
LOL!!!
I see that you’re a PBF fan too! :-D
Why didn’t the pirate’s phone work?
Because he left it off the hook!
Yep. Glad to see that he’s finally making comics again.
*applause*
Pi are round, dude. Cakes are squared.
I don’t remember the name of the TV show ‘cause I didn’t watch it regularly, but it was about these two screw ball detectives. Anyway, they had this one episode I caught that had a scene on it that I still laugh every time I think about it. For some reason, the episode that week was like a dream sequence with all the regular cast playing pirates.
So one of the guys dressed as a pirate with an eyepatch enters the crowded pirate bar (imagine this scene for yourself)with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender greets him and asks how he’s doing.
The pirate gestures with his hook towards the side where his eye patch is and says, “Arrrrgh, I know it sounds weird, but can you tell me if I have a parrot on me shoulder?”
How much does a pirates corn cost? Buck an ear
What do they study in school? The three arrs
Boy trick or treats as a pirate, adult answers door
“Where are your buccaneers?”
“On my buckin’ head.”
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