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And your best pirate joke is ???
9/19/2015 | Me

Posted on 09/19/2015 7:43:04 AM PDT by llevrok

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How do you know if you're a pirate?

You just Arrrr...

41 posted on 09/19/2015 10:44:24 AM PDT by Ol' Dan Tucker (People should not be afraid of the government. Government should be afraid of the people)
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To: llevrok

LOL!!!


42 posted on 09/19/2015 11:09:22 AM PDT by abclily
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43 posted on 09/19/2015 11:22:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I see that you’re a PBF fan too! :-D


44 posted on 09/19/2015 11:31:38 AM PDT by EveningStar
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45 posted on 09/19/2015 11:33:20 AM PDT by EveningStar
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Why didn’t the pirate’s phone work?

Because he left it off the hook!


46 posted on 09/19/2015 12:21:06 PM PDT by llevrok (To liberals, Treason Is the New Patriotism)
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To: EveningStar

Yep. Glad to see that he’s finally making comics again.


47 posted on 09/19/2015 12:39:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: EveningStar

*applause*


48 posted on 09/19/2015 12:40:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: hoagy62

Pi are round, dude. Cakes are squared.


49 posted on 09/19/2015 1:37:46 PM PDT by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: llevrok

I don’t remember the name of the TV show ‘cause I didn’t watch it regularly, but it was about these two screw ball detectives. Anyway, they had this one episode I caught that had a scene on it that I still laugh every time I think about it. For some reason, the episode that week was like a dream sequence with all the regular cast playing pirates.

So one of the guys dressed as a pirate with an eyepatch enters the crowded pirate bar (imagine this scene for yourself)with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender greets him and asks how he’s doing.

The pirate gestures with his hook towards the side where his eye patch is and says, “Arrrrgh, I know it sounds weird, but can you tell me if I have a parrot on me shoulder?”


50 posted on 09/19/2015 2:19:50 PM PDT by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a murderer, and find one.... what's yoIur plan?)
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To: llevrok

How much does a pirates corn cost? Buck an ear

What do they study in school? The three arrs

Boy trick or treats as a pirate, adult answers door
“Where are your buccaneers?”
“On my buckin’ head.”


51 posted on 09/20/2015 8:05:45 PM PDT by raccoonradio
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