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Frenchman develops pills to make flatulence smell of roses
The Telegraph ^ | November 25, 2014 | Rory Mulholland

Posted on 11/25/2014 3:24:54 PM PST by Cry if I Wanna

A Frenchman has developed a range of pills aimed at making people’s flatulence smell sweeter - of chocolate or of roses - which he says will make the perfect Christmas present.

The 65-year-old artist and inventor says his pills are aimed at easing indigestion and are made of 100 percent natural ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: flatulence; france; humor; methane
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To: red-dawg
Mine already smell like roses.

You could sue this guy for infringement of your intellectual intestinal property rights.

21 posted on 11/25/2014 3:45:49 PM PST by ConservingFreedom (A goverrnment strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
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To: Textide
crack French scientists

Ha ... I see what you did there ;-)

22 posted on 11/25/2014 3:50:52 PM PST by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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To: red-dawg

LOL!


23 posted on 11/25/2014 3:54:24 PM PST by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

I can achieve the same thing - with something called a super-mighty-chipotle burrito.


24 posted on 11/25/2014 3:56:22 PM PST by PGR88
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To: Cry if I Wanna

God never meant for farts to smell like roses.

So they must stink for a very good reason.


25 posted on 11/25/2014 3:56:27 PM PST by Gasshog (DemoKKKrats: Leaders of the Free Stuff World)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

What fun is that?


26 posted on 11/25/2014 4:03:53 PM PST by Organic Panic
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Great...farts that smell like roses. Now if they could just master the dark arts of basic hygiene that have thus evaded them so far, I might be compelled to consider them part of the civilized world.


27 posted on 11/25/2014 4:05:05 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: red-dawg
No need. Mine already smell like roses.

We interrupt this thread for an important announcement: FReeper "red-dawg" is, apparently, B. HUSSEIN OBAMA!!!!

28 posted on 11/25/2014 4:06:54 PM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Mine already do.


29 posted on 11/25/2014 4:06:59 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (i)
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To: Fast Moving Angel

LOL, I didn’t.


30 posted on 11/25/2014 4:07:06 PM PST by Textide (Lord, grant that I may always be right, for thou knowest I am hard to turn. ~ Scotch-Irish prayer)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Having been to France and walking the streets I can tell you the french already possess a very skewed sense of smell, the nastier the odor the better they like it, it will cling to your body and takes weeks to wash away, so bad is it, you will long for the freshness and sweet smelling aroma of the American hog farm:)


31 posted on 11/25/2014 4:09:02 PM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

get that nobel prize ready!


32 posted on 11/25/2014 4:11:55 PM PST by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

A fart with any other odor is still a fart.

Gas collects in your intestines, then is propelled out your anus.


33 posted on 11/25/2014 4:14:42 PM PST by Usagi_yo (Coming events caste their shadow beforehand.)
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To: Usagi_yo

Thank you for that thought...


34 posted on 11/25/2014 4:17:51 PM PST by donozark (Andrea Chalupa:"Ukraine is fighting for survival. The UN is fighting for relevancy.")
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Dictator Obama figured that out 6 years ago.


35 posted on 11/25/2014 4:20:00 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: Cry if I Wanna
made of 100 percent natural ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries.

Oh, fennel, seaweed and blueberries give me terrible gas.

It's a shame he didn't develop this when Le Petomane was doing his one man flatulist shows. Would have made a fine evening out so much more enjoyable.

36 posted on 11/25/2014 4:27:02 PM PST by eartrumpet
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To: Cry if I Wanna

This Christmas, give her the gift of flower smell. Truly a gift that keeps on giving.


37 posted on 11/25/2014 4:29:13 PM PST by ImNotLying
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Or, you could put roses in the back of your underwear. Say an old girlfriend shows up. Not only is she not repulsed by the odor coming from the back of your pants, but you have a ready-made gift to give her.

“How lovely. I’ve never received brown roses before.”


38 posted on 11/25/2014 4:30:10 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Gasshog
So they must stink for a very good reason.

So we shouldn't bathe either?

39 posted on 11/25/2014 4:30:40 PM PST by TangoLimaSierra (To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
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To: william clark

I’d be willing to split a case with you just to see if it works on or canine friends.My Rottie can really stench up a room.


40 posted on 11/25/2014 4:41:32 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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