Can Joe Biden Possibly Compete With Clint Eastwood

Miami Herald ^ | 09/04/2012 | Dave Barry

[mc5cents]

Now the eyeballs of the nation turn toward this vibrant, proud, ambitious city in North or possibly South Carolina as the Democrats gather here to present their message of hope for America, namely that the Republicans are fascist, racist women-hating scum.

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[mc5cents]

But the most anticipated speech here will be delivered Thursday night by President Obama, who will be making the case that he deserves a second term in office, based on his solid record of taking on some of the most difficult problems this nation has ever faced and unflinchingly blaming all of them, including sunspot activity, on the previous administration. The president will also speak about his plan for improving the economy, which continues to be a pesky problem despite the many hard-hitting speeches the president has made about it.

LOL. More speeches!! Please, the country is counting you Zero.

[Farmer Dean]

Can Joe compete with Clint?Maybe if he can juggle chainsaws while hopping on one foot with his hair on fire.Now that’s entertainment.

[Paradox]

This is Brilliant, all hail Dave Barry!

[StevenFlorida]

Joe Biden can’t compete with Clint Eastwood, but Jane Fonda sure can. Bring it on!

[Logical me]

Clint was brilliant and his delivery was magnificent. Biden is just stupid and I'm sure his delivery was what he is, a genuine nut.

[Old Grumpy]

“Unfortunately, it appears that our best hope for entertainment is going to be Vice President Joe Biden . . . “

Well, you could always persuade Betty White to appear. Howl! I’ve read that such petitions are making the rounds.

[Exit148]

No — because Biden is not an actor. Whatever comes out of him is Biden himself — to the core..

[EGPWS]

Can Joe Biden Possibly Compete With Clint Eastwood

(gasp) 0bama is bringing out the "heavy iron"!

We are soooo screwed!

The race is over now!

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Debra Shultz

[treetopsandroofs]

“This is Brilliant, all hail Dave Barry!”

A slam on Clint Eastwood and William Shatner in the same column?

I feel a bit tepid about this.

[libertylover]

...this vibrant, proud, ambitious city in North or possibly South Carolina

What's this supposed to mean? The Miami Herald can't locate Charlotte on the map?

[treetopsandroofs]

“What’s this supposed to mean? The Miami Herald can’t locate Charlotte on the map?”

Perhaps it refers to SC supplying the sand for Hussein’s sculpture in NC.

[UCANSEE2]

And yet... few see the cleverness of the man who created this sculpture, out of sand.

Built to decay at the same rate as Obama during the convention.

In the meantime, he gets hits to his website and travel agency. Must be a capitalist. Or a former Cyber Security Expert for the ‘government’.

[freedumb2003]

Frankly, I would answer the questions and fill the gaps that Clint opened.

But that would require wit and intelligence, qualities the DNC and liberals do not possess.

[freedumb2003]

obozo will not go down in history as a complete zero.

From what I have read, the beirmeisters concocted a pretty good brew... Does anyone remember “Henry’s?”

But if course, he didn’t make it.

[Bigg Red]

Glad to see Barry giving it to both sides.

One of the gems:

There are a lot more protesters here than there were in Tampa, reflecting either a sudden resurgence in social awareness on the part of America’s youth or nice weather.

[Bigg Red]

What’s this supposed to mean? The Miami Herald can’t locate Charlotte on the map?

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Apparently, you are not familiar with Dave Barry’s comedic writing.

[Future Snake Eater]

Step right up, folks, don't be shy! Come one, come all to the Most Bizarre Show on Earth!

[agere_contra]

Maybe it’s an allusion to Biden.

“We can win North Carolina again!” says Biden. In Virginia.

[Mouton]

Well, if he follows Clint’s line in Magnum Force: A wise man knows his limitations, my guess is he cannot.