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Alaska Woman Kicked by Moose in City Park
Fox News ^ | March 08, 2011

Posted on 03/08/2011 10:18:32 AM PST by Sopater

ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Don't mess with the moose.

That's the warning police in Anchorage, Alaska, are repeating after one of the animals kicked a woman in the chest and shoulder at a city park. She was checked by medics Monday afternoon and didn't have to go to a hospital.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: bitmysister; moose; shower
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To: Sopater
I wouldn’t want to get close enough to a moose to pet it unless there was a good tall fence between us.

That was the method I used.


21 posted on 03/08/2011 10:38:32 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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To: GonzoGOP

Who Goosed the Moose by Antlers-in-the-Tree


22 posted on 03/08/2011 10:38:45 AM PST by BipolarBob (I'm BiPolar,BiWinning AND have a clean drug test. Questions? Call 1-800-CharlieSheen)
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To: txroadkill

23 posted on 03/08/2011 10:40:11 AM PST by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: Sopater
Moose Curry

1ea. 4-5 pound moose roast
1/2 lb Bacon.
4 large onions
2 carrots.
1 can curry powder.
1 bottle of cheap red wine.

Cut the bacon into small pieces and fry in a large dutch oven, Cut the moose roast into bite sized chunks and brown in the bacon fat.
Add the sliced onions and carrots and cook until soft.
Pour in the red wine to just cover the meat and veggie mixture. Save whats left to top off the pot during cooking.
(Do not under any circumstances drink cheap wine!)
Add the curry powder till the stuff is the color of dirty boy scout shorts.
Cover the dutch oven and place it on the top of the wood stove for 4 - 5 hours. Top off when necessary.

Serve with rice.

24 posted on 03/08/2011 10:40:47 AM PST by Species8472 ( Politically motivated science is called propaganda)
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To: Sopater
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a moose with some pancakes on his head.
25 posted on 03/08/2011 10:41:26 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Lazlo in PA
The moose then took her car keys and drove off with her truck.


26 posted on 03/08/2011 10:43:10 AM PST by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner
Møøse are aggressive, vicious animals and should be given a wide berth.
Especially when they have been drinking. Of course I wouldn't want to try and fit a møøse into a narrow berth.

27 posted on 03/08/2011 10:43:35 AM PST by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: txroadkill
Did you say cheese?
 
 



28 posted on 03/08/2011 10:44:25 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner
Advanced moose moods......


29 posted on 03/08/2011 10:46:47 AM PST by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: Sopater
Attaboy---he know like da phoney liberals either..


30 posted on 03/08/2011 10:55:04 AM PST by tflabo
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To: thackney

Works for me...


31 posted on 03/08/2011 10:56:27 AM PST by Sopater (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
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To: Sopater
I wouldn’t want to get close enough to a moose to pet it unless there was a good tall fence between us.

One of the tidbits of sage advice my grandfather instilled in me at a young age was "Never pet the big animals while reaching between the fence rails." Of course, this sage advice came about two seconds too late as one of his soon-to-be-my-dinner steers squished my little hand between it's thick skull and the fence board.

32 posted on 03/08/2011 11:08:42 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmit in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: Sopater

By the way, a mooses nose feels like jelly covered in velvet, in case you were wondering.


33 posted on 03/08/2011 11:17:59 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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To: Allegra
MY beber is totally stuned.


34 posted on 03/08/2011 11:18:20 AM PST by JRios1968 (Laz would hit it!)
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To: Sopater

Watch out for moose limbs.


35 posted on 03/08/2011 11:26:27 AM PST by Know et al
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To: Sopater

Reading the title of this thread, I wasn’t sure I wanted to know what a woman’s “City Park” was. I have my suspicions of course...

Glad to see they clarified in the article body.

According to Sarah: Real Women Hunt Moose. :-)


36 posted on 03/08/2011 11:30:00 AM PST by AFreeBird
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To: Sopater

37 posted on 03/08/2011 11:33:29 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner
I had a friend that had his SUV totaled by a pissed Moose. Butted it head on going as fast as it could go. Moose walked away shaking it's head.
38 posted on 03/08/2011 11:50:42 AM PST by ANGGAPO (Layte Gulf Beach Club)
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To: Species8472

Why would you cook with wine you wouldn’t want to drink?

Rule #1: If it ain’t worth drinking, it ain’t worth cooking with.


39 posted on 03/08/2011 12:11:42 PM PST by dmz
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To: thackney

re the fence in the picture: Sure wish I had something like that to keep the darned things out of my yard. They are DESTROYING my baby trees. (sounds of hair being pulled out...)


40 posted on 03/08/2011 1:05:51 PM PST by redhead ("I think I'm the best fish filleter in the whole third grade." --Piper Palin)
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