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Alaska Woman Kicked by Moose in City Park
Fox News ^
| March 08, 2011
Posted on 03/08/2011 10:18:32 AM PST by Sopater
ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Don't mess with the moose.
That's the warning police in Anchorage, Alaska, are repeating after one of the animals kicked a woman in the chest and shoulder at a city park. She was checked by medics Monday afternoon and didn't have to go to a hospital.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: bitmysister; moose; shower
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A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:18:35 AM PST
by
Sopater
To: Sopater
The important question is "who does she sue?"
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:20:09 AM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun." -- Barry Soetoro, June 11, 2008)
To: Sopater
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:20:25 AM PST
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts!)
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:21:23 AM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
To: Sopater
Was she carrying cheese?
And did the moose then bite her sister?
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:21:43 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Sopater
Police are on the lookout for this suspect.
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:21:57 AM PST
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:23:24 AM PST
by
kbennkc
(For those who have fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.)
To: Sopater
..oh goody, a moose story
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:23:38 AM PST
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Sopater
I knew it. “She was trying to pet it.”
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:23:52 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
To: Sopater
MY beber is totally stuned.
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:25:10 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
To: blueunicorn6
I wouldn’t want to get close enough to a moose to pet it unless there was a good tall fence between us.
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:26:08 AM PST
by
Sopater
(...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
To: Sopater
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:26:53 AM PST
by
txroadkill
(In God we trust, everyone else goes through NCIC)
To: Sopater
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
To: Sopater
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:27:45 AM PST
by
Sopater
(...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
To: Sopater
To: Sopater
Moose are aggressive, vicious animals and should be given a wide berth.
To: Lazlo in PA
The victim, Natasha Fatale, is pictured above.
To: Doogle
oh goody, a moose story
Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:34:35 AM PST
by
GonzoGOP
(There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
To: Sopater
Didn't her mother tell her that you don't pet a Moose! It'll scare the poop outta it!
Of course Moose Turds make nice jewelry!
Ear Rings a ding!
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:38:21 AM PST
by
Young Werther
("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
To: GonzoGOP
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posted on
03/08/2011 10:38:28 AM PST
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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