Penis enlarger case in small-claims court

The Chronicle Herald Canada ^ | 1/8/11 | CP

[domeika]

GRANBY, Que. (CP) — A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use.

The man has gone before a small-claims court, hoping for an award of $762 to recoup the cost of the device as well as moral and punitive damages.

He told a newspaper in Granby, Que., that he was initially drawn to the X4 Extender Deluxe Edition by an advertisement that promised results within several months.

The $262 device is sold by Montreal company HotGVibe.

A Quebec judge is expected to hand down a decision in the next six weeks.

The man told the Quebec newspaper he wanted to speak out about what he called a scam so that other men might be warned.

[domeika]

I know this might get pulled just as fast as it is posted, and if it is....okay, I undersatnd. But, ya just gotta laugh and give the guy credit for trying for 500 hours before finally giving up and filing a complaint.

What a trooper.

[SonofReagan]

Well, I am trying to make mine smaller.

Any of you ladies have any advice for me on that?

:-)

[Sacajaweau]

I would guess he is now blind, too.

[SnakeDoctor]

Haha. Small claims court.

SnakeDoc

[Hodar]

[FroggyTheGremlim]

It says, right there in the Instructions ...

“A minimum of 505 hours usgae is necessary before this product will have the desired effect ... “

[SnakeDoctor]

Helen Thomas probably has a suggestion. She could probably turn you inside-out.

SnakeDoc

[Let's Roll]

Ditto - I thought the headline was funny too.

[Lurker]

Well, I am trying to make mine smaller.

This should help:

L

[GQuagmire]

mangled? ping

[dead]

Get a smaller woman.

[Hodar]

I'm not a female .... but maybe I can help

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[allmendream]

A device to apply suction pressure upon the male phallus will indeed cause a temporary “enlargement”. Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe the suction pressure is supposed to be its own reward.

Did this idiot also believe that sucking on your thumb will make it grow larger?

[Joe 6-pack]

"He told a newspaper in Granby, Que., that he was initially drawn to the X4 Extender Deluxe Edition..."

I heard they got a lot of the bugs worked out with the X5.

[AU72]

Was there a courtroom demonstration?

[DManA]

I’m trying to imagine what kind of “man” would subject himself to this kind of ridicule and embarrassment for mere money.

[Army Air Corps]

Isn’t that the one with the two-stroke motor...

[null and void]

Will the evidence stand up in court?

[Boardwalk]

How does the judge hand down the decision in this case?

[6ppc]

Afraid to ask...did he provide any physical evidence?