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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: OneVike

If it’s to interesting videos, this would probably qualify.

Why not?

If they don’t like it, they don’t have to look at it.


141 posted on 09/10/2010 8:40:34 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Awww!


142 posted on 09/10/2010 8:42:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dragnet2
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."

I crossed that bridge a long time ago.

Then I burnt it.

143 posted on 09/10/2010 8:44:33 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack; PROCON; JesusBmyGod; buffyt; Whenifhow; rom; persistence48; Hanna548; DvdMom; ...
Doggie Ping!

Joe 6-pack posted a great thread you need to see titled, "Dog Attacks Koran" perfect timing and much fun....

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144 posted on 09/10/2010 8:50:57 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Fret not. The Roverand has bowels of iron. His favorite condiment is library paste.


145 posted on 09/10/2010 8:51:21 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I know what ya mean..

I talk all nice to my dogs, give them filtered water, give um lots of respect and spend quality time with um....They like me too....I really love these guys....

I hate to be so anti-human....They make me this way.


146 posted on 09/10/2010 8:54:34 PM PDT by dragnet2
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To: Joe 6-pack

How about Rev. Cat Robertson shredding it with his claws?


147 posted on 09/10/2010 9:02:09 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: dragnet2; Joe 6-pack

It is always easier to love something that will lick your feet, even after you push them away and abuse them.

Kind of like the way God loves us, even though we abuse his name and push Him away time and time again. He did give His only begotten Son so we can be saved after all.

Ever wonder why God allowed the languages to work the way they do?

After all, at this moment in time when English is the most dominant language in the world, the very universal language, that we call the canine a dog, the exact reverse of God?

If we only looked to Him and worshiped Him, like the dog does us.

It is a lesson He is trying to teach the world, learn from the dog and we will learn to love God in a similar fashion.


148 posted on 09/10/2010 9:06:03 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: Joe 6-pack

AWESOME.

The bacon was especially a good touch.

You should have recorded it and put it on YouTube.


149 posted on 09/10/2010 9:10:56 PM PDT by RachelFaith (2010 is going to be a 100 seat Tsunami - Welcome to "The Hunt for Red November".)
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To: OneVike

I have no idea what your talking about.

Best of luck to you!


150 posted on 09/10/2010 9:11:24 PM PDT by dragnet2
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To: OneVike; dragnet2

That’s a parallel I’ve frequently cited. God is our “Master” just as we are a dog’s master. When we stray from God, he is sad and disappointed, but loves us nonetheless, just as when our dogs stray or misbehave, and God delights when we return to Him, just as we delight in our dog returning to us or behaving as he should.


151 posted on 09/10/2010 9:15:16 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: dragnet2

You replied to Joe about the way humans are compared to dogs. I responded that if man looked to God, the way a dog looks to Man, than we would know what true love and peace would be. That is because God is love and peace.

Notice that when you take your dog for a ride to the store, and then when you go into the building, what does the dog do? The dog will not take their eyes off the door you went in until you come out again.

If mankind had that kind of focus on God, all of mankind would be better.


152 posted on 09/10/2010 9:20:27 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Exactly


153 posted on 09/10/2010 9:23:30 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: OneVike
Notice that when you take your dog for a ride to the store

But I don't take my dog to the store...Why would I take my dog to the store?

154 posted on 09/10/2010 9:24:25 PM PDT by dragnet2
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To: OneVike; Mrs. P; Gosh I love this neighborhood; captain cynic

One Vike- Thanks for excellent choice for a ping-this is toooo good not to share! I am passing it on!


155 posted on 09/10/2010 9:28:35 PM PDT by GILTN1stborn
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To: dragnet2

I do all the time. She love going, she just hates arriving... LOL


156 posted on 09/10/2010 9:33:52 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: GILTN1stborn

Your welcome my FRiend.


157 posted on 09/10/2010 9:34:10 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: Joe 6-pack

>Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference<

Classic!


158 posted on 09/10/2010 9:35:15 PM PDT by Darnright (There can never be a complete confidence in a power which is excessive. - Tacitus)
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To: Joe 6-pack

“bush behind the attack”

Genius!


159 posted on 09/10/2010 9:38:43 PM PDT by moehoward
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To: OneVike

Thanks for the ping!


160 posted on 09/10/2010 9:40:55 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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