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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: Joe 6-pack

I like it


121 posted on 09/10/2010 7:47:19 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I was home with the kids, homeschooling them, when a friend called and told me about the first plane hitting the WTC. I turned the TV on in time to catch the second plane hitting and KNEW then that it was terrorism (as I suspected from the first).

My daughter made some comment about the Pentagon, and minutes later we heard that had been hit as well.

The rest of the day was spent glued to the TV watching the horrific events unfold.

There are very few people I would wish to burn in the hottest spot in hell for eternity, but those guys are certainly contenders for first place.

Islam is the scourge of the earth and the Crusades, for some of the things wrong in them that happened, were a justified and appropriate response to muslim invasion. Too bad they stopped before finishing the job.


122 posted on 09/10/2010 7:47:34 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Too bad Roverand Bones wasn't a porcine! Really pee off those stone aged rag heads! Imagine! Over 1 billion idiots believe that a pedophile created mish mash of Judaism and Christianity is an actual religion. Someone aught to sell these dupes a bridge or two! HEY! LET'S WORSHIP A ROCK! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
123 posted on 09/10/2010 7:47:58 PM PDT by April Lexington (WHY)
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To: Let's Roll
Only fair ... islam hates dogs.

What goes around, comes around.

124 posted on 09/10/2010 7:48:16 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: OneVike

Hey. Good to see you. How are you doing?


125 posted on 09/10/2010 7:48:56 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Thanks for the laugh!

I am bookmarking this thread to show my husband in the morning.

126 posted on 09/10/2010 7:58:06 PM PDT by codercpc
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To: metmom

Tonight is a good night.

I was wondering, do you think I should ping my list to this thread?

I want to, but lately I have been feeling gun shy a bit.

What do you think metmom?


127 posted on 09/10/2010 7:58:53 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: metmom
Islam is the scourge of the earth and the Crusades, for some of the things wrong in them that happened, were a justified and appropriate response to Muslim invasion. Too bad they stopped before finishing the job.

Amen sister.

I am of the opinion that the 911 attack WAS an attack on a Christian nation by Islam itself. Not just a few radicals.

Remember the cheering in the streets throughout all of the Muslim Nations?

It was an attack by Islam on America, so both Bush and Obama are wrong, we ARE at war with Islam.

The Crusades never stopped as far as the Muslims are concerned, they have been at war with us for over a 1000 years, AND IT IS TIME WE FINISHED IT.
128 posted on 09/10/2010 8:06:20 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: Joe 6-pack

You Rock! One of those restaurant chains need to name a sandwich after you, something with Bacon!


129 posted on 09/10/2010 8:09:49 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

ROFL! “A passage of the koe ran”


130 posted on 09/10/2010 8:13:07 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

THIS is priceless! Thanks for the lift.


131 posted on 09/10/2010 8:13:10 PM PDT by MestaMachine (De inimico non loquaris sed cogites- Don't wish ill for your enemy; plan it)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Awesome!

You just invented the best patriotic chew toy for dogs, you seriously need to get a patent on it.


132 posted on 09/10/2010 8:15:20 PM PDT by Eye of Unk ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act" G.Orwell)
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To: OneVike

What is your list?


133 posted on 09/10/2010 8:15:20 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Eye of Unk

‘Twill send the muslims ivy-diving...


134 posted on 09/10/2010 8:18:37 PM PDT by MestaMachine (De inimico non loquaris sed cogites- Don't wish ill for your enemy; plan it)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Kitteh is not happy.


135 posted on 09/10/2010 8:24:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Can I be honest Joe?

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.


136 posted on 09/10/2010 8:27:39 PM PDT by dragnet2
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To: Slings and Arrows

137 posted on 09/10/2010 8:28:13 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

What a cute little friendly dog...
I love it!!


138 posted on 09/10/2010 8:30:46 PM PDT by dragnet2
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To: Joe 6-pack

You and the Roverand are too awesome for words!
I gotta warn ya, though...
About twelve or thirteen years ago, I checked out a Koran from the library and my chihuahua/rat terrier chewed the crap out of it...Took a week for his poor little bowels to get themselves in order. Plus I had to pay the princely sum of twenty six bucks out of my meager paper-route money to the library for that piece of crap.


139 posted on 09/10/2010 8:36:10 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs (To be determined...)
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To: metmom

It’s a video ping, and a article ping to articles I write and post.

I have over 800 Freepers on my list.

Although I believe many are infrequent visitors anymore to FR. So I notice I get responses from some of them many months after I pinged them.

It is quite interesting when out of the blue I get a message about a ping that I totally forgot about.


140 posted on 09/10/2010 8:36:39 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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