You and the Roverand are too awesome for words!
I gotta warn ya, though...
About twelve or thirteen years ago, I checked out a Koran from the library and my chihuahua/rat terrier chewed the crap out of it...Took a week for his poor little bowels to get themselves in order. Plus I had to pay the princely sum of twenty six bucks out of my meager paper-route money to the library for that piece of crap.
Fret not. The Roverand has bowels of iron. His favorite condiment is library paste.