BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran

The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

[Joe 6-pack]

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...

[metmom]

If it’s to interesting videos, this would probably qualify.

Why not?

If they don’t like it, they don’t have to look at it.

[Slings and Arrows]

Awww!

[Joe 6-pack]

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."

I crossed that bridge a long time ago.

Then I burnt it.

[OneVike]

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[Joe 6-pack]

Fret not. The Roverand has bowels of iron. His favorite condiment is library paste.

[dragnet2]

I know what ya mean..

I talk all nice to my dogs, give them filtered water, give um lots of respect and spend quality time with um....They like me too....I really love these guys....

I hate to be so anti-human....They make me this way.

[HiTech RedNeck]

How about Rev. Cat Robertson shredding it with his claws?

[OneVike]

It is always easier to love something that will lick your feet, even after you push them away and abuse them.

Kind of like the way God loves us, even though we abuse his name and push Him away time and time again. He did give His only begotten Son so we can be saved after all.

Ever wonder why God allowed the languages to work the way they do?

After all, at this moment in time when English is the most dominant language in the world, the very universal language, that we call the canine a dog, the exact reverse of God?

If we only looked to Him and worshiped Him, like the dog does us.

It is a lesson He is trying to teach the world, learn from the dog and we will learn to love God in a similar fashion.

[RachelFaith]

AWESOME.

The bacon was especially a good touch.

You should have recorded it and put it on YouTube.

[dragnet2]

I have no idea what your talking about.

Best of luck to you!

[Joe 6-pack]

That’s a parallel I’ve frequently cited. God is our “Master” just as we are a dog’s master. When we stray from God, he is sad and disappointed, but loves us nonetheless, just as when our dogs stray or misbehave, and God delights when we return to Him, just as we delight in our dog returning to us or behaving as he should.

[OneVike]

You replied to Joe about the way humans are compared to dogs. I responded that if man looked to God, the way a dog looks to Man, than we would know what true love and peace would be. That is because God is love and peace.

Notice that when you take your dog for a ride to the store, and then when you go into the building, what does the dog do? The dog will not take their eyes off the door you went in until you come out again.

If mankind had that kind of focus on God, all of mankind would be better.

[OneVike]

Exactly

[dragnet2]

Notice that when you take your dog for a ride to the store

But I don't take my dog to the store...Why would I take my dog to the store?

[GILTN1stborn]

One Vike- Thanks for excellent choice for a ping-this is toooo good not to share! I am passing it on!

[OneVike]

I do all the time. She love going, she just hates arriving... LOL

[OneVike]

Your welcome my FRiend.

[Darnright]

>Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference<

Classic!

[moehoward]

“bush behind the attack”

Genius!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!