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Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park
WSAZ ^
| Aug 8, 2010
| Hanna Francis; Josh McComas
Posted on 08/09/2010 11:40:13 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alfranken; justwow; lazwouldhitit; napl; oops; pantsontheground; parks; perverts; publicsex; westvirginia
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To: dfwgator
Sticky fingers smearing shabby clothes.
61
posted on
08/09/2010 12:57:40 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
To: a fool in paradise; Lazamataz
Bill would hit it. Possibly before Laz.
62
posted on
08/09/2010 12:58:16 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ColdOne
Hey, ColdOne! Glad you liked.
63
posted on
08/09/2010 12:59:09 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Cerebral humor is my forte.”
I just don’t know how you can keep it up so long.
64
posted on
08/09/2010 12:59:33 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
To: paulycy
65
posted on
08/09/2010 1:04:31 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Unavailable for comment.
66
posted on
08/09/2010 1:05:07 PM PDT
by
day10
(Integrity has no need of rules.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Isn’t that the brown haired guy who isn’t Steve Doocy???? ;0)
67
posted on
08/09/2010 1:05:42 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
To: US Navy Vet
68
posted on
08/09/2010 1:08:54 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: shibumi
Another casualty of the internet...Sears and Roebuck catalogs are no more. Damn that al gore....
69
posted on
08/09/2010 1:10:48 PM PDT
by
RVN Airplane Driver
("To be born into freedom is an accident; to die in freedom is an obligation..)
To: US Navy Vet
To: Slings and Arrows
Bill would hit it. Possibly before Laz.That was low.
71
posted on
08/09/2010 1:19:41 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
To: US Navy Vet
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posted on
08/09/2010 1:22:55 PM PDT
by
sten
To: Lazamataz
You’re cute when you’re mad.
73
posted on
08/09/2010 1:23:15 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: dfwgator
Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Sun streaking cold
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.
Feeling alone
the army’s up the road
salvation à la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend
don’t you start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it’s only me.
Do you still remember
December’s foggy freeze
when the ice that clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.
74
posted on
08/09/2010 1:27:25 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom sarc ;))
To: US Navy Vet
Ya still wonder how Obama got so many votes?
To: al baby
I like Jethro Tull but them winning a Grammy for Best Hard Rock/ Metal Performance is still one of the darker days in the history of Rock N’ Roll.
76
posted on
08/09/2010 1:45:32 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: paulycy
There's some funky lookin' members there.
77
posted on
08/09/2010 2:09:46 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: Daffynition
So THAT’s where babies come from!
78
posted on
08/09/2010 2:13:08 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
To: paulycy
So they say.
79
posted on
08/09/2010 3:15:18 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: Daffynition
I guess that's also how they get new Resusi-Annies.
80
posted on
08/09/2010 3:19:53 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
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