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Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park
WSAZ ^ | Aug 8, 2010 | Hanna Francis; Josh McComas

Posted on 08/09/2010 11:40:13 AM PDT by US Navy Vet

According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.

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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alfranken; justwow; lazwouldhitit; napl; oops; pantsontheground; parks; perverts; publicsex; westvirginia
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To: Haiku Guy

Nothing wierd about it. He chose an unarmed victim.


21 posted on 08/09/2010 11:57:55 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Billthedrill

I believe crackhead DC Mayor Marion Barry said it best when he said, “B—— set me up!”


22 posted on 08/09/2010 11:58:51 AM PDT by VA_Gentleman ("Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very internet you invented." -Jon Stewart)
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To: US Navy Vet

Armless women have that effect on some men.


23 posted on 08/09/2010 11:59:03 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; TheOldLady; Salamander; Larry Lucido; 50mm; Markos33
Look who's back!


24 posted on 08/09/2010 11:59:41 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo, wily, clever and detractive as all get out!)
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To: shibumi

Armless Mannequins can be sexy in a pinch, doncha know!!!


25 posted on 08/09/2010 12:01:37 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: US Navy Vet

Don’t be too hard on him. We’re in a severe depression.

Who can afford to take a real girl to dinner first?


26 posted on 08/09/2010 12:01:49 PM PDT by Palladin (Obama on The View: "When those folks came over on 9-11". Folks??? WTH?)
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To: shibumi

Well honestly.. who does that kind of stuff in a PARK?


27 posted on 08/09/2010 12:03:06 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Palladin

28 posted on 08/09/2010 12:04:10 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

NOT GUILTY!

29 posted on 08/09/2010 12:06:30 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
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To: US Navy Vet; Lazmataz
Of course, the question on everybody's mind... Would Laz hit it?
30 posted on 08/09/2010 12:07:53 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
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To: US Navy Vet

Hmmm-I posting this earlier today but the mods pulled it. Go figure.


31 posted on 08/09/2010 12:11:51 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

You may have put it in the wrong forum.


32 posted on 08/09/2010 12:18:59 PM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: shibumi; humblegunner; Allegra; TheOldLady; Salamander; Larry Lucido; 50mm; Markos33

Larry, just how much is your bail?


33 posted on 08/09/2010 12:20:21 PM PDT by Eaker (Pablo is very wily)
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To: iloveamerica1980

Dude!

Finally a story you can actually report on from personal experience!


34 posted on 08/09/2010 12:26:22 PM PDT by Eaker (Pablo is very wily)
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To: iloveamerica1980; Eaker; humblegunner; Allegra; TheOldLady; Salamander; Larry Lucido; 50mm; ...

Jimmie!!!

I know you’ve been stressed out lately, but dont worry!!!!!

The guy who kidnapped you “friend” has been caught and “she” is waiting for you to come take her back home!!!!!!!


35 posted on 08/09/2010 12:28:21 PM PDT by shibumi (Pablo, wily, clever and detractive as all get out!)
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36 posted on 08/09/2010 12:29:16 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Anti-Gunners suffer from Factose Intolerance)
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To: Pan_Yan; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
How can we judge innocence or guilt without seeing the mannequin?


37 posted on 08/09/2010 12:29:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The Inflatable Party Doll union is furious...


38 posted on 08/09/2010 12:32:15 PM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Uh-oh - i’m not sure i want to know where the arms went.


39 posted on 08/09/2010 12:32:33 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: paulycy
The Inflatable Party Doll union is furious...

He was in a right-to-jerk state.

40 posted on 08/09/2010 12:34:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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