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Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park
WSAZ ^
| Aug 8, 2010
| Hanna Francis; Josh McComas
Posted on 08/09/2010 11:40:13 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alfranken; justwow; lazwouldhitit; napl; oops; pantsontheground; parks; perverts; publicsex; westvirginia
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To: paulycy
The Inflatable Party Doll union is furious...Of course there's the "Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver"
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:36:14 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: cripplecreek
He chose an unarmed victim.
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:37:08 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: US Navy Vet
Yes West Virginia, there is a Santa Claus ...
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:37:40 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: US Navy Vet
So I guess a hand job was out of the question
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:38:41 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom sarc ;))
To: dfwgator
Filling that thing up takes quite a blow...
45
posted on
08/09/2010 12:40:03 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:41:00 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
To: Haiku Guy
“I swear to God, she told me she was seventeen...”
Don’t matter, Son, it’s still Statue-tory rape.
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:42:48 PM PDT
by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: paulycy
Seriously, dude. I wouldn't put anything past the Mob.
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:43:30 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: Slings and Arrows
How can we judge innocence or guilt without seeing the mannequin? How true.... Hello S&A! LOL! Once again bringing a smile to my face!!!!!
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:44:43 PM PDT
by
ColdOne
To: Haiku Guy; Lazmataz
Maybe not everone’s, but I was wondering that.
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:46:21 PM PDT
by
magslinger
(DISCLAIMER: No liberals were harmed in the making of this post. I'm sorry and will try harder.)
To: US Navy Vet
And all because the pumpkin turned him down...
Several years ago there was a guy with his pants down in a pumpkin patch who was busted by a female cop. Evidently, she didn't think it was a "natural act".
To: US Navy Vet
Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park benchEyeing little girls with bad intent?
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:49:46 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Talisker
Looks like he is a big fan of WoodStock!
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:50:15 PM PDT
by
Dem Guard
(The + IRS = Theirs)
To: cripplecreek
If she had been armed, this wouldn’t have happened.RLMAO!!!!!!!LOL Very Very good cripplecreek......!!!
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:51:46 PM PDT
by
ColdOne
To: Stormdog
Don’t matter, Son, it’s still Statue-tory rape. Another good one Stormdog!!!
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:54:01 PM PDT
by
ColdOne
To: US Navy Vet
You may have put it in the wrong forum
Naah - I mailed off my payola a few days late, and this is my punishment. Darn Postal Service...
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:54:29 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"That's a mighty fine lookin' mannequin!"
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:55:00 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: Daffynition
Representatives of the Limbless Mannequin League offered no comment.
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:55:27 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
To: reagan_fanatic
To: paulycy
Cerebral humor is my forte.
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posted on
08/09/2010 12:56:59 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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