Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry

The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

[OldDeckHand]

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

[ApplegateRanch]

Holy Hemorrhoids, Batman; what a way to be keeled!

[Willie Green]

Hey... that ain't funny...
c'mon out of there right now.

[MrNeutron1962]

I will not by this eel, it is dead.

[Nepeta]

I’m never going to forget this horrible story. For the rest of my life, every time an eel is referenced, I will recall its full horror, and all the possibilities for dark, dark humor.

[spectre]

No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.

How about charging them with murder.

sw

[Allegra]

Thread title of the day....so far.

I have to wonder what it says about me when I've had four separate pings to this thread. LOL

[Mad Dawgg]

"Barney Frank could not be reached for comment.

See on Twitter:

Congress put on "TEABAG" alert Confused, Rep. Barney Frank shoves way to Front of Line.

[Mike Darancette]

The shortage of females in Chins is getting pretty bad.

[Chode]

ddi they think he'd like it??? that's just wrong...

[Squantos]

That your fun an funny status is MILSPEC like ours......:o)

[fieldmarshaldj]

Such an undignified way to go... RIP.

[SunkenCiv]

Sounds analogous to those “accident while cleaning a gun” cover stories for suicide.

[Josh Painter]

“I want to speak to the manage. This eel you sold me stinks!”

- JP

[Josh Painter]

manager, i.e.

- JP

[tet68]

Stop, yer killin me.
Say I didn’t see anything about firearms being
involved in that article, couldn’t be him.
Although I suppose a shotgun barrel could have
been used at the “introduction”.

[Squantos]

The Dean Martin tune is his favorite....That’s A’Moray !

[big truck]

Doctors must have have mistook him for a Mozart fan - rectum in eel mi-nor ;)

I cannot begin to tell you how WRONG that is - and on so many levels!!!!!!

[mowowie]

But did the eel survive?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

A practical joker deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.

Bastinado is about right.

For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.

But staking out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.

-Heinlein

I would say that these guys need to be treated to all three.

Good grief, how much alcohol would you have to ingest before this kind of thing even occurred to you much less seemed like a good idea?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

SPEECHLESS...PING!!!