Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry

The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

[OldDeckHand]

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

[Principled]

How does the eel up the rectum prank go well?

That's what I'm wondrin' too!

[alarm rider]

This thread is going to get slippery isn’t it?

[Keith in Iowa]

He was probably hoping the eel would eat the hamster...

Armageddon!!

[Darksheare]

Semi related music interlude.

[fredhead]

Please add me to the Not-A-Ping-List.

Greatly appreciated........

or in my best Elvis voice,

Thank you, thank you very much.

Now where’s my peanut butter and banana sndwich?

[Jonah Hex]

(with apologies to Dean Martin)

When you cop a strange feel, with a stranger's pet eel,

That's a moray.

[Slings and Arrows]

You’re added, King.

[humblegunner]

You can laugh all you want until you see how Obamacare prostate exams are conducted.

[fredhead]

"I'll have to add this to my 'How not to die' book"

[Califreak]

Jeff Foxworthy: Our redneck word for the day is rectum.”

“He played with the eel and it rectum.”

[antiRepublicrat]

This deserves a “Hold muh beer an’ watch this!” ping.

But I can’t remember who runs it.

[Hacklehead]

In San Francisco there are probably hundreds of people who are busy trying to figure out the best way to remove the teeth from live eels.

[Jeff Chandler]

[alarm rider]

Think this is weird, what about this thread currently running:

Taxi kills dwarf gay crusader.

No, really.

[chris_bdba]

You are not alone in that thought!

[anymouse]

Doctors must have have mistook him for a Mozart fan - rectum in eel mi-nor ;)

[Political Junkie Too]

He should have asked for no MSG.

-PJ

[Josh Painter]

“Honestly, judge, we were so drunk we thought it was a hamster.”

- JP

[TexasCajun]

Jackass !!

[DCBryan1]

I wonder what the statute of limitations are for “non-consentual eel insertians” are in China?