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Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
The Daily Caller ^
| 04/30/10
| Staff
Posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT by OldDeckHand
In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.
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To: dfwgator
141
posted on
04/30/2010 11:32:05 AM PDT
by
shotdog
(I love my country; it's my government I'm afraid of.)
To: DManA
Kramer on Seinfield said if there’s a paleontologist at a party go stand by him.They DO have the best stories.
And they all start with the guy saying, "Doc, this was a MILLION years ago, and....."
142
posted on
04/30/2010 11:33:49 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
143
posted on
04/30/2010 11:36:27 AM PDT
by
Born Conservative
("I'm a fan of disruptors" - Nancy Pelosi)
To: MAD-AS-HELL
I wonder if he went to the doctor saying, “I feel eel?” A guy in Italy goes to his favorite local fish shop and asks for an eel.
The owner says, "I'm sorta of busy, elver yourself".
144
posted on
04/30/2010 11:37:57 AM PDT
by
bwteim
(Hindsight is 20/20)
To: OldDeckHand
I’m serious, I’m showing this article to my sons who are in their teenage years. Hope they’ll think twice about getting really drunk at parties!
145
posted on
04/30/2010 11:39:03 AM PDT
by
StrictTime
(I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.)
To: ElkGroveDan
Wow the Mods are getting more tolerant lately. I can remember a day when articles far less salacious than this would disappear with the comment “No Thanks.”
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Sometimes the mods will let a thread stay up for an hour or so. Then kill it.
Case in point: Police barred from penis enlargement
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36738391/ns/us_news-weird_news/
I posted it earlier this week. Was up for 2 hours. You can only imagine the replies. Was over 100.
Then the mods pulled it.
Damn killjoys.
146
posted on
04/30/2010 11:39:36 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; potlatch; Allegra; devolve; Lucky9teen; neverdem; ErnBatavia; ...
147
posted on
04/30/2010 11:43:54 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income... Fire the government)
To: Responsibility2nd
Case in point: Police barred from penis enlargement... Then the mods pulled it.
Ain't touching that line.
148
posted on
04/30/2010 11:44:19 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
To: Jonah Hex; Responsibility2nd
Then the mods pulled it.At least they didn't yank or choke it.
149
posted on
04/30/2010 11:47:59 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
To: OldDeckHand
a man died after having an eel inserted into his rectum
I hate it when that happens.
150
posted on
04/30/2010 11:51:48 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
("Worse" technically is "change".)
Comment #151 Removed by Moderator
To: OldDeckHand
wouldn’t that prank be eel-legal?
152
posted on
04/30/2010 11:53:11 AM PDT
by
NoDRodee
(U>S>M>C)
To: OldDeckHand
the list of keywords for this post alone earned an LOL
To: OldDeckHand
How can you find humor in such a tragic story?
154
posted on
04/30/2010 11:59:27 AM PDT
by
Mears
To: OldDeckHand
Just to bring this thread back to politics...
155
posted on
04/30/2010 12:00:10 PM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
To: Mears; OldDeckHand
How can you find humor in such a tragic story?I know. Eelogical isn't it?
156
posted on
04/30/2010 12:05:50 PM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
Comment #157 Removed by Moderator
To: OldDeckHand
Me Chinese me play joke......(Those ancient Chinese remedy’s can really be a pain in the A**)
To: DCBryan1; Jonah Hex
Excerpt from that story....
Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the “gatal-gatal” (itchy) tree so that it swells up “like it has been stung by a bee,” the expert said.
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So actually, we weren’t worried about the mods pulling, yanking or choking that thread.
We were worried they would scratch it.
(which they did)
159
posted on
04/30/2010 12:38:29 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
To: Jonah Hex
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