Post some good jokes

[A_cool_guy]

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy

[panzer_grey]

Do you know why President Obama always uses a teleprompter?

To prove to his critics he can read.

[StarfireIV]

What is the difference between a Bush joke and an Obama Joke?
With a Bush joke, the joke is on him.
With an Obama joke, the joke is on US!

Limbaugh

[upsdriver]

http://news.yahoo.com/comics/uclickcomics/20090329/cx_crwiz_uc/crwiz20090329

Wizard of Id from today’s paper is right on!

[Albion Wilde]

Glad the “brazilians” gave you a laugh. It’s all we can do. For me, the parrot joke (which I got here on FR) just cracked me up totally!

[21twelve]

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.

“I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die”, whispered the priest.

“I’ll see what I can do, Father” replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy “I don’t know why
the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images.” Nancy couldn’t help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Nancy ‘s hand in his right hand and Harry’s hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest’s face.

Finally Nancy spoke. “Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?”

The old priest slowly replied “I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.” The old priest continued...
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“He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same.”
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He got his wish.

[awaken2spirit]

Sounds about right. Thanks.

[bobaloobob]

He doesn’t have any bros. or sisters

[bobaloobob]

yeah!.........you got it!

[Redcitizen]

That was actually puntastic. Im gonna steal it. =)

[reagan_fanatic]

Welcome to FR.

[Pallas]

I swear, all these years after I first heard that joke, I still chuckle when it comes to mind!

On the subject of Bubba's randy and sleazy ways, Bill Clinton's Little Black Book by Richard Smith and Ron Barrett was a real hoot.

[christianhomeschoolmommaof3]

I have told that joke several times with a serious voice. Gets em every time.

[sionnsar]

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[sionnsar]

Say good-bye to Finland and hello to some humor. (I'm not saying Finns are humorless...)

Our host is still with us.

[Monkey Face]

Just in time!

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

HEY!

We’re over here!

[sionnsar]

Yup!