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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: A_cool_guy
Do you know why President Obama always uses a teleprompter?

To prove to his critics he can read.

61 posted on 03/29/2009 10:15:16 PM PDT by panzer_grey
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To: panzer_grey
What is the difference between a Bush joke and an Obama Joke?
With a Bush joke, the joke is on him.
With an Obama joke, the joke is on US!

Limbaugh

62 posted on 03/29/2009 10:19:45 PM PDT by StarfireIV (Hope, Change, and Atlas is starting to shrug)
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To: StarfireIV

http://news.yahoo.com/comics/uclickcomics/20090329/cx_crwiz_uc/crwiz20090329

Wizard of Id from today’s paper is right on!


63 posted on 03/29/2009 10:39:04 PM PDT by upsdriver
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To: christianhomeschoolmommaof3

Glad the “brazilians” gave you a laugh. It’s all we can do. For me, the parrot joke (which I got here on FR) just cracked me up totally!


64 posted on 03/30/2009 12:11:30 AM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Praise and worship" is my alternate lifestyle.)
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To: Albion Wilde

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.

“I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die”, whispered the priest.

“I’ll see what I can do, Father” replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy “I don’t know why
the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images.” Nancy couldn’t help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Nancy ‘s hand in his right hand and Harry’s hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest’s face.

Finally Nancy spoke. “Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?”

The old priest slowly replied “I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.” The old priest continued...
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“He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same.”
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He got his wish.


65 posted on 03/30/2009 12:18:44 AM PDT by 21twelve (Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
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To: piroque

Sounds about right. Thanks.


66 posted on 03/30/2009 1:54:09 AM PDT by awaken2spirit (When one fornicates with ignorance, the result of that union is chaos.)
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To: tflabo

He doesn’t have any bros. or sisters


67 posted on 03/30/2009 12:24:07 PM PDT by bobaloobob (bobaloobob)
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To: mamelukesabre

yeah!.........you got it!


68 posted on 03/30/2009 12:27:07 PM PDT by bobaloobob (bobaloobob)
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To: Carolina_Thor

That was actually puntastic. Im gonna steal it. =)


72 posted on 03/30/2009 6:07:42 PM PDT by Redcitizen (The Death Star is the ultimate in peacekeeping.)
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To: A_cool_guy
Welcome to FR.


73 posted on 03/30/2009 6:18:02 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (FOBO)
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To: Randy2u
I swear, all these years after I first heard that joke, I still chuckle when it comes to mind!

On the subject of Bubba's randy and sleazy ways, Bill Clinton's Little Black Book by Richard Smith and Ron Barrett was a real hoot.
74 posted on 03/31/2009 2:58:25 PM PDT by Pallas
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To: Albion Wilde

I have told that joke several times with a serious voice. Gets em every time.


75 posted on 03/31/2009 4:29:10 PM PDT by christianhomeschoolmommaof3 (I home school because I have seen the village and I don't want it raising my children.)
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76 posted on 03/31/2009 4:56:23 PM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: All; A_cool_guy
Say good-bye to Finland and hello to some humor. (I'm not saying Finns are humorless...)

Our host is still with us.

77 posted on 03/31/2009 4:57:33 PM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

Just in time!

LOL!


78 posted on 03/31/2009 4:57:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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HEY!

We’re over here!


79 posted on 03/31/2009 4:58:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yup!


80 posted on 03/31/2009 4:59:49 PM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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