Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
Good one!
Charles Rangel, Tim Geithner and ex-Mayor Marion Barry all paid their taxes on time.
To give credit where it’s due, I stole that from Edwin Newman, former NBC newsman, author of “Strictly Speaking”.
Brack Obama and his teleprompter walk into a bar.
What’s a Barry-supporter’s kid get for Christmas?
Your kid’s bike.
What’s a Barry-supporter get every two weeks?
Your paycheck.
“The Department of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. Visibly shaken, he put his head in his hands and rocked from side to side for a moment. Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazillion?”
It’s not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of a billion or trillion, either.”
I have chuckled about all the cute jokes on this thread but that one got a good belly laugh out of me.
two thirds of a pun is P U
What is a conservative convert? A liberal who got mugged!
That’s a really cool animation, lol
When Gordon Brown recently visited the US, he asked Obama if it was true that he was born in a log cabin. Obama replied ,”No, I was born in a manger”.
A man is arrested and put in jail.
Another man comes to bail him out.
The jailer says.”Sir,you have to be kin to this man to post bail for him.What kin are you to this man?”
The man replies...”brothers and sisters have I none ...but the father of this man...is my father’s son.”
What kin is the man to the prisoner??
I think it was geometry. I heard it like this (and I KNOW it's not the same one b/c there's no aircraft, but anyway):
Three Native American ladies are about to have babies, so the midwives put the ladies on animal skins to bring their children into the world.
One lady is on a buffalo skin, the second lady is placed on an elk skin, and the third lady is on, of all things, a hippopotamus skin.
The first lady had a bouncing baby boy, the second lady had twin boys. The third lady had triplets.
Along comes the tribal sage and announces that he has discovered a principle in all this:
"The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides!"
Yikes!
Heard they had to recall the new Obama quarters. They kept getting stuck in vending machines......something about the ears.
You’ve got your algebra; I’ve got my geography:
Know you’re up.
So. You think it Spain-ful learning maps? Norway, Jose! Just get together with some of your France, Denmark your maps together, if you want. Italy-ven Sweden up an otherwise sour day! Czech it out!
OK..we give up.. UNCLE!
dad
Good one!
May I add: “I have a friend named Ada and she wants to join us for lunch; Canada sit here? She can’t? I’m Nepalled! I’ll have Nunavut.”
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