What is a conservative convert? A liberal who got mugged!
A man is arrested and put in jail.
Another man comes to bail him out.
The jailer says.”Sir,you have to be kin to this man to post bail for him.What kin are you to this man?”
The man replies...”brothers and sisters have I none ...but the father of this man...is my father’s son.”
What kin is the man to the prisoner??