Post some good jokes

[A_cool_guy]

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy

[Dead Corpse]

Think of something along the lines of a Beta C-Mag. With a couple million rounds of ammo in it...

Bad idea indeed. It'd be like a bad Rambo movie.

[Monkey Face]

(I love it when you talk techie!)

[Pippin]

Good night everybody!

"see" you all tomorrow!

[Dead Corpse]

Depends on how things react to having "stacked data" multiple levels down. It very well could turn out to either have an additive mass effect, or even drop below the Schwarzschild density.

That'd be... er... bad.

Bad along the lines of "Is that a black hole in your pocket? Or does this Universe just suck that much..."

[Dead Corpse]

G’Night Pippin...

[Redcitizen]

DANG!!! =)

[Monkey Face]

G’night, Pip!

*HUG*

[Monkey Face]

Oooohhhh...
OKden!

[NicknamedBob]

"Don't forget I've met NnBob too. Evil, purely, truly and totally evil, isn't that right NnBob?"

I'm flattered that you remember. By the way, you shouldn't feel responsible for the fate of the waitrons who attended us. They knew the risks when they took the job. Besides, I understand it's a very nice sanitarium.

[Dead Corpse]

Contained, it’d make an interesting oubliette. Uncontained, it’d irradiate the entire area with all kinds of high end particles. Along the lines of every x-ray ever given. To anyone.

[sionnsar]

What! NnBob evil!? Nah! Can't be! I even rode to DC with him once.

He insisted, in last month's home. But as we speak different dialects (his is East Coast, mine is a muddle of Southron / MidWest / ValleyBoy / Seattle -- "There is no 'r' in Warshington, y'all") I let it be.

[sionnsar]

G'night, 'Face!

I may be about to disappear for the evening myself. Tomorrow will be a fun day: two-hour teleconference followed by a visit to the dentist.

[NicknamedBob]

"Quantum superposition of coherent quanta. Basically, fitting mass into a gravitational "fractal" at a sub-atomic level. Only the "Level 1" fractal would be externally apparent and exert physical effects on normal space/time.

Alice would have a whole new rabbit hole to explore."

Excellent grasp of the inference, DC! I especially like the "Alice" connection.

Science Fiction writers, and some far-seeing physicists, speak of "folding space", usually as a means of conquering distance, and foiling such nuisances as universal speed limits.

But there is a more practical and down to Earth aspect as well. If you can fold space, you should also be able to fold mass.

Once you've folded up your spare room, for example, you should be able to tuck it into your bug-out bag and have everything you need when you get there. Of course the bag will weigh no more than it did before, because all you have put into it is a connection. Does a connected cell phone weigh more than one that is turned off? -- Well, there you go!

[Tax-chick]

Extras being....?

Vlad, and James, and his other brother James, and his tomato snake, James, and Pat and his Hellenists. And Wednesday, but she's episodic. Periodic. Something like that.

Big choir practice for Palm Sunday. Three new singers, two children and an adult, all with potential. And the mothers of the girls joined in, too, since they were hanging about, and the biggest one-year-old I've ever seen played maracas, when he wasn't biting Tom.

A couple of the new people don't speak any English, so I was mangling Spanish verbs all over the building. I'll improve quickly, I hope, with a real need to communicate!

[NicknamedBob]

Extras being....?

Vlad, and James, and his other brother James ...

You smuggled Vlad in, as I recall.

Just as you are cooking up another Castle resident as we speak. We may have to shift some ballast around.

[Tax-chick]

Room for more diapers, at least. Maybe we can move the tomato snakes.

[Dead Corpse]

[NicknamedBob]

"Room for more diapers, at least."

Keep in mind that you are my delegated spokesperson to the Kenaf producers. If you have any complaints about the quality of the diapers, or any of their other products, you have my blessing to make suggestions for needed improvements.

[BooBoo1000]

Dipsey Blond was walking her dog down town when she decided to have lunch. She tied her dog to a fire plug and went in. Pretty soon an Officer came in and asked “ Who owns the dog out side?? The Dipsey said “ I do”, Police man says “ She is in heat” Dipsey said “ She can't be I tied her in the shade” Cop says. “ She wants bred;” Dipsey says “ She can't as I fed her before we left home” The cop says “ She wants to have sex”; Dipsey says “ Go ahead I always wanted a police dog””