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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: NicknamedBob
The extras include me, I know! (And my demented self!)
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:43:31 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; LibreOuMort
So I wont go there.
I didn't know Sion was married.
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:46:03 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Keith in Iowa
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:49:11 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - freeper KeithinIowa)
To: Pippin
Most of us do, and it’s OK if you didn’t. It’s not an irreversible mistake! It will take a while for you (and all others who are new to the UT) to sort us out.
Mostly, we’re married. And happily so. But I’m not. So I flirt. (duh) And it’s all in good humor, so don’t worry about it!
We like you!
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:49:37 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
Wear your boots and get a shovel. Kilt-high boots. Check.
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:50:34 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Pippin; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Darkchylde; Cyber Liberty; Slip18
"Extras being....?" On a boat, they'd be called "steerage class". Here we just say, the dwellers down below. They come in various guises, none particularly human, although some of them may have once been human.
(By the way, Slippy, if we have nothing else to talk about, we sometimes trade aches and pains.)
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:51:31 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
Thanks, Face!
Thigh High boots, eh, Sion?
Check!
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:52:35 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
Nope. Don't forget I've met NnBob too. Evil, purely, truly and totally evil, isn't that right NnBob?
(Don't have my trip arrangements made, but a return to Timbuktu may be possible.)
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:52:59 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: NicknamedBob; Slip18
Or recipes, or animal antics, or story plots, or visits with other FReepers....
The big thing is: HAVE FUN!!!
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:53:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Pippin
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:53:57 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: NicknamedBob
291
posted on
04/01/2009 5:53:59 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: sionnsar; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
"I'd hate to be equated with a vacuum-tube computer." I remind you, Sir, we will need such advanced technology for our conquest of Venus!
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:55:12 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
What! NnBob evil!?
Nah!
Can't be!
I even rode to DC with him once.
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:56:43 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Pippin; Darksheare; FRiends; folks; All
I hate to say this, but...
My body is telling me I’ve been sitting here for far too long. My bed is calling. So is my heated mattress pad. And my latest book. (Bob...?)
I believe Bob is essentially quirky. The evility comes in when he thinks of something to write about. :oþ
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:57:53 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
295
posted on
04/01/2009 5:58:10 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Monkey Face
Someone else will have to grab the 300...
296
posted on
04/01/2009 5:58:33 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: NicknamedBob
Quantum superposition of coherent quanta. Basically, fitting mass into a gravitational "fractal" at a sub-atomic level. Only the "Level 1" fractal would be externally apparent and exert physical effects on normal space/time.
Alice would have a whole new rabbit hole to explore.
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:58:38 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
04/01/2009 5:58:53 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
299
posted on
04/01/2009 5:59:04 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
300
posted on
04/01/2009 5:59:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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