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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: sionnsar

Given enough scotch, I could probably get some haggis down. As long as I didn’t know what it was beforehand....and as long as there were lots of tatties for a pusher....


261 posted on 04/01/2009 5:27:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Darksheare
Okay! Okay!

I didnae mean taqe exclude enny one frae tha list 'o brainaics!!

"ere! Yer on! Sheesh!

262 posted on 04/01/2009 5:28:11 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar

Golly, sion...that sounds like “payback!” LOL!
But you know me...I’ll show the folks what Vegas is all about!


263 posted on 04/01/2009 5:29:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face

Thank you for adding me to the cuteness list ;o)


264 posted on 04/01/2009 5:29:28 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

You’ve earned you spot there, Pip!


265 posted on 04/01/2009 5:30:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: sionnsar
Ya got a point there!

I takes it all back!

266 posted on 04/01/2009 5:31:10 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face

I Thank Ye muchly!


267 posted on 04/01/2009 5:32:29 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face
Not payback at all. You are The Hostess!!!

And hey, you met me -- it can only go up from there.

268 posted on 04/01/2009 5:34:52 PM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Pippin

:o])


269 posted on 04/01/2009 5:34:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
Yes, you're gonna need lots of scotch if you're gonna eat haggis!

Go ahead! Get buzzed beforehand!

270 posted on 04/01/2009 5:35:08 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face

No Comments!


271 posted on 04/01/2009 5:36:04 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar

LOL!
You are so silver tongued....no wonder you are chosen for all those committees!

My pleasure was in meeting you. You brightened up my day, for sure.

:o]


272 posted on 04/01/2009 5:36:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Pippin

Getting buzzed beforehand is the idea.


273 posted on 04/01/2009 5:37:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar

It’s getting deep in here!


274 posted on 04/01/2009 5:37:25 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face

ACH!


275 posted on 04/01/2009 5:38:29 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

Wear your boots and get a shovel.
This is what we do on the Undead Thread!!


276 posted on 04/01/2009 5:38:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
Oh, this is normal for the undead thread!

I was getting ready to tell you and Sion to

GET A ROOM!


277 posted on 04/01/2009 5:41:14 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar; Pippin; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare
"Most space-going vehicles are so small you don't want anyone demented aboard, relatives or not."

However, we have room for extras.

278 posted on 04/01/2009 5:41:54 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: Pippin; sionnsar; LibreOuMort

I suspect his wife wouldn’t like that too much. Neither would I!


279 posted on 04/01/2009 5:42:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare

Extras being....?


280 posted on 04/01/2009 5:43:03 PM PDT by Pippin
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