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Smoking Rooms Eliminated Following Erection
ShortNews - Scottland ^
| Dec 2008
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Posted on 01/05/2009 11:57:09 AM PST by rface
Only two months after smoking areas were erected at two hospitals, the desire to go smoke-free on the premises will eliminate the smoking rooms entirely and replace them with smoking shelters.
NHS Lothian (Scottland) will eliminate smoking rooms at Royal Edinburgh as well as at Astley Ainslie. The will then provide smoking shelters in it's phased shut down of the indoor smoking areas. The Health Board claims the action will assist smokers in quitting.
The Health Board states, "These shelters will act as a platform to promote our stop smoking services, to encourage people to seek help to give up smoking from one of our dedicated smoking cessation nurses."
TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigtobacco; clintonlegacy; lewinsky; smokingnazis
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To: McGruff
As John McCain has said "Erections have consequences". I thought it was Bob Dole ...
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posted on
01/05/2009 5:30:48 PM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(Teachers open the door. It's up to you to enter. Before the late bell. When I close the door.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Drumbo
An “If It’s Good We’ll Both Need a Smokin’ Room” title alert.
62
posted on
01/05/2009 5:46:09 PM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: rface
Heh Heh - he said ‘erection’...
63
posted on
01/05/2009 5:50:57 PM PST
by
meyer
(We are all John Galt)
To: Titan Magroyne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
With a title like that, who cares about the article?
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posted on
01/05/2009 5:52:42 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(0bama must be well-endowed considering how often he steps on his d---.)
To: Paladin2
Erection or election?As a conservative, I'd say both...
65
posted on
01/05/2009 5:53:36 PM PST
by
meyer
(We are all John Galt)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
...kilts get pretty chilly out on the moors and fens.Now the Scotsman woke to natures call and stumbled towards a tree,
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
And in a startled voice he says to whats before his eyes,
Lad I dont know where ya been but I see you won first prize.
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posted on
01/05/2009 5:56:20 PM PST
by
meyer
(We are all John Galt)
To: Slings and Arrows
“With a title like that, who cares about the article?”
Indeed!
67
posted on
01/05/2009 6:27:57 PM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: Slings and Arrows
Q: Do you smoke after sex?
A: Dunno, never looked.
68
posted on
01/05/2009 7:29:55 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(Well, it sounded like a good idea at the time... I'm preparing for the mud flow.)
To: glock rocks; Titan Magroyne
If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.
69
posted on
01/05/2009 8:18:36 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(0bama must be well-endowed considering how often he steps on his d---.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Sez you. :-D
70
posted on
01/05/2009 8:39:25 PM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: gimme1ibertee
The smokers have hired the high powered law firm of Johnson, Weiner and Wang. They will fight this till the end.
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posted on
01/05/2009 8:57:09 PM PST
by
Eric Blair 2084
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
To: Slings and Arrows
hehehehe!
Makes one wonder what the editor (’title writer’)
has been smokin’ !! :^D
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posted on
01/05/2009 10:00:10 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
To: Eric Blair 2084
To: rface
If ever a headline was destined for Jay Leno . . . .
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:54:20 AM PST
by
3catsanadog
(I plan to give the new President the same respect and dignity the other side gave Bush.)
To: JennysCool
Do you smoke after sex?
I dont know. Ive never looked.
-—<>-—<>-—<>-—<>-—<>-—
ROTFLMPO...
with tears, too...
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posted on
01/06/2009 3:39:42 PM PST
by
AFPhys
((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
To: Liberty Valance
Sheesh.. I’m gonna have to take up smoking just so I can have them help me quit!
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posted on
01/06/2009 3:43:13 PM PST
by
AFPhys
((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
To: rface
If a cigar lasts 4 hours or longer, call your doctor.
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posted on
01/06/2009 7:22:30 PM PST
by
PghBaldy
(Obama showing off his crotch: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=550_1210277599)
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