Smoking Rooms Eliminated Following Erection

ShortNews - Scottland ^ | Dec 2008 | staff

[rface]

Only two months after smoking areas were erected at two hospitals, the desire to go smoke-free on the premises will eliminate the smoking rooms entirely and replace them with smoking shelters.

NHS Lothian (Scottland) will eliminate smoking rooms at Royal Edinburgh as well as at Astley Ainslie. The will then provide smoking shelters in it's phased shut down of the indoor smoking areas. The Health Board claims the action will assist smokers in quitting.

The Health Board states, "These shelters will act as a platform to promote our stop smoking services, to encourage people to seek help to give up smoking from one of our dedicated smoking cessation nurses."

[rface]

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar .... and people might need a place to smoke them. Perhaps they should concider a re-erection

[Pessimist]

I thought smoking generally increased after an erection.

[Rippin]

I thought it was more traditional to have the smoke after the erection.

[JamesP81]

Do these reporters actually read the headlines they write?

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

Don’t get cocky now...

[Mr. K]

By the headline I thought this was going to be about fire dangers associated with Viagra

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

And...the attribution is from

The SHORT News! Ya cain’t make this schmidt up!

[The_Victor]

I hate it when that happens.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Good lawd. I’m reading the posts on this thread.........and I REALLY needed a good laugh! LOL!

[steve-b]

Changing the rules so fast is just dicking people around.

[Red Badger]

Oh, I always.............uh, nevermind............

[knarf]

My vote for the best, and first of the new year ... “head”line.

[MeanWestTexan]

If this was San Fransico, they would smoke the ere. . .

[Red Badger]

I predict this thread will disappear in 5....4.....3....2......1......

[maclay]

That’s one way to clear a smoking room

[andy58-in-nh]

Maybe I ought to solicit the help of one of their “dedicated smoking cessation nurses” to help me with my cigar habit.

[GUNGAGALUNGA]

That headline blows.

[blackie]

This might prick your interest??

[gimme1ibertee]

Hopefully this thread won’t peter out.We’d all get the shaft,and no one would get ahead.

[JennysCool]

“Do you smoke after sex?”

“I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”