SOS!! NEED HELP!!

11/11/08 | A. Corn

[eeevil conservative]

I desperately need the help of all FREEPers.

I found about 6,000 Minnesota Al Franken ballots wrapped in tin foil in my freezer here in the country of Africa. Are there any National Guard Units available to help me get these transported to Hennepin County, Minnesota?

Any and all 3 am phone calls to offer help and assistance are welcome, although I may be at Neman Markus doing research on the NAFTA agreement with Germany and Chile.

[eeevil conservative]

Sorry, folks-- I hope you enjoy the humor!

I think we all need a laugh....

[almcbean]

Call the Nigerian embassy. They can bring them in disguised as $64 million dollars

[Red Steel]

Martians found Franken votes in a car trunk.

[valkyry1]

How much are you payin? ;)

[Doogle]

ballots wrapped in tin foil in my freezer here in the country of Africa

...call Rep. William Jefferson, he collects tin foil

[mnehring]

I’m sure Chief Editor Korir from African Press International will help you.

[lonevoice]

Acorn is so good at finding Franken votes in car trunks, the FBI should send ‘em to look for Jimmy Hoffa.

[EGPWS]

Sorry, folks-- I hope you enjoy the humor!

Damn it!

You my FRiend just triggered another tax increase to augment the 3 we have achieved this year here in Minnesoooota!

Thanks a lot FRiend.

[anniegetyourgun]

Well, whatever you do...be sure to recycle.

[Mr_Moonlight]

Are you in Nigeria??? If so, then I've already sent a few thousand $$$ your way, via Western Union Bank Check ... so when do I get the millions that you promised in return ????

[jennyjenny]

Freepmail me your social security number. All will work out.

[LakeLady]

Any yellow cake in with those ballots?

[EGPWS]

Martians found Franken votes in a car trunk.

It needs to be taken to court with objection!!

[Joann37]

Probably not far from the truth.

It’s amazing that all the “found” ballots are for Franken, isn’t it?

[eeevil conservative]

TRULY!!!

ALL OF THEM!!

geeshk!

[eeevil conservative]

I know you FREEPERS will come up with some even better ones...

I just figured we could all use a few laughs...

;-)

[egannacht]

[EGPWS]

It’s amazing that all the “found” ballots are for Franken, isn’t it?

Oh, for crying out loud, it's a revelation and shows a promotion to stifle freedom of voting at the same time!

DFL'ers are true Constitutionalists donchya' know! /s

[grey_whiskers]

I’m going to win the election today! And I’m gonna help people to help me get elected! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, ACORNs and absentees like me! (Especially in Two Harbors...)

[SkyDancer]

Must have been those left over ballots here in Washington that elected Princess Gregoire ... I’m sure the Dem’s here sent them along to anyone who could use them ....