[eeevil conservative]

Sorry, folks-- I hope you enjoy the humor!

I think we all need a laugh....

[almcbean]

Call the Nigerian embassy. They can bring them in disguised as $64 million dollars

[Red Steel]

Martians found Franken votes in a car trunk.

[valkyry1]

How much are you payin? ;)

[Doogle]

ballots wrapped in tin foil in my freezer here in the country of Africa

...call Rep. William Jefferson, he collects tin foil

[mnehring]

I’m sure Chief Editor Korir from African Press International will help you.

[EGPWS]

Sorry, folks-- I hope you enjoy the humor!

Damn it!

You my FRiend just triggered another tax increase to augment the 3 we have achieved this year here in Minnesoooota!

Thanks a lot FRiend.

[anniegetyourgun]

Well, whatever you do...be sure to recycle.

[Mr_Moonlight]

Are you in Nigeria??? If so, then I've already sent a few thousand $$$ your way, via Western Union Bank Check ... so when do I get the millions that you promised in return ????

[jennyjenny]

Freepmail me your social security number. All will work out.

[LakeLady]

Any yellow cake in with those ballots?

[Joann37]

Probably not far from the truth.

It’s amazing that all the “found” ballots are for Franken, isn’t it?

[grey_whiskers]

I’m going to win the election today! And I’m gonna help people to help me get elected! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, ACORNs and absentees like me! (Especially in Two Harbors...)

[SkyDancer]

Must have been those left over ballots here in Washington that elected Princess Gregoire ... I’m sure the Dem’s here sent them along to anyone who could use them ....

[43north]

Sorry, I’m too occupied hiding the 1,200,000 Larry Craig write-in ballots I found in the barn...

[FreeAtlanta]

I wish I could laugh, but I am so sick of this vote stealing crap that my blood pressure is through the roof.

When will America say enough? When will the good people standup?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Put the 6000 votes aboard the bumboat and load on an Interlake Steamship.

[grey_whiskers]

No ACORNs were harmed during this election...

[Colofornian]

Hey, my friend Mickey transplanted himself from Orlando to St. Paul just to vote and vote and vote; so somebody better darn make sure that every Mickey vote counts...and recounts...and recounts...

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’ll bet ACORN will give you ten bucks and a pack of Camels for each one.

[TXBlair]

API, is that you??