SOS!! NEED HELP!!

11/11/08 | A. Corn

[eeevil conservative]

I desperately need the help of all FREEPers.

I found about 6,000 Minnesota Al Franken ballots wrapped in tin foil in my freezer here in the country of Africa. Are there any National Guard Units available to help me get these transported to Hennepin County, Minnesota?

Any and all 3 am phone calls to offer help and assistance are welcome, although I may be at Neman Markus doing research on the NAFTA agreement with Germany and Chile.

[43north]

Sorry, I’m too occupied hiding the 1,200,000 Larry Craig write-in ballots I found in the barn...

[FreeAtlanta]

I wish I could laugh, but I am so sick of this vote stealing crap that my blood pressure is through the roof.

When will America say enough? When will the good people standup?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Put the 6000 votes aboard the bumboat and load on an Interlake Steamship.

[grey_whiskers]

No ACORNs were harmed during this election...

[EGPWS]

I’m too occupied hiding the 1,200,000 Larry Craig write-in ballots I found in the barn...

So THAT'S where they are!

No doubt about it, Larry's paperwork needs more focus with location.

[eeevil conservative]

ROFL!!!!!!

[43north]

So sorry. I cannot provide my exact location. The Obamabot Civilian Security Force might show up.

Now THAT would be a target rich environment!

[Colofornian]

Hey, my friend Mickey transplanted himself from Orlando to St. Paul just to vote and vote and vote; so somebody better darn make sure that every Mickey vote counts...and recounts...and recounts...

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’ll bet ACORN will give you ten bucks and a pack of Camels for each one.

[sono]

We signed on with ACORN to vote for Al Franken, our favorite Troll.

Signed

The Three Billy Goats Gruff

[Grizzled Bear]

It’s amazing that all the “found” ballots are for Franken, isn’t it?

Many of them have "Gregoire" crossed out and "Franken" written in with purple crayon.

[TXBlair]

API, is that you??

[OneWingedShark]

>When will America say enough? When will the good people stand up?

I propose that we charge ACORN with treason, conspiracy, fraud, and after their conviction hang them, publicly.
Then, we go after the PUBLIC OFFICIALS who are FINDING/ALLOWING these “bonus votes”, charge them with treason, conspiracy, corruption, etc, and then hang them publicly too.

And all the public schools should be forced to attend and shown what treason and corruption bring.

[Joann37]

That WA state election was heartbreaking, wasn’t it? I thought for sure Rossi would be in this time.

[Fichori]

Somebody has too much time on their hands... ;)

[Ben Reyes]

Wait. Let me get Rep. Jefferson on the phone for advice.

[Trillian]

LOL I told my husband I found some in my little one’s poopy diaper last night.

[eeevil conservative]

I just sooooooooooooooooooo needed a laugh

[Fichori]

I hear ya.

When Russia invaded Georgia, I posted a joke-on-Putin thread.

Great stress reliever.

Now its in our front yard.

Aaarggh!

[Just Lori]

You’re a good lady, and yes, we DO need a laugh!

This was a good one.