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SOS!! NEED HELP!!
11/11/08
| A. Corn
Posted on 11/11/2008 6:26:30 PM PST by eeevil conservative
I desperately need the help of all FREEPers.
I found about 6,000 Minnesota Al Franken ballots wrapped in tin foil in my freezer here in the country of Africa. Are there any National Guard Units available to help me get these transported to Hennepin County, Minnesota?
Any and all 3 am phone calls to offer help and assistance are welcome, although I may be at Neman Markus doing research on the NAFTA agreement with Germany and Chile.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: acorn; almostfunny; franken; freepun; justajoke; vote; votefraud
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To: eeevil conservative
Sorry, I’m too occupied hiding the 1,200,000 Larry Craig write-in ballots I found in the barn...
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:40:48 PM PST
by
43north
(11.04.08: the day America committed voluntary suicide)
To: eeevil conservative
I wish I could laugh, but I am so sick of this vote stealing crap that my blood pressure is through the roof.
When will America say enough? When will the good people standup?
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:41:28 PM PST
by
FreeAtlanta
(Join the Constitution Party)
To: eeevil conservative
Put the 6000 votes aboard the bumboat and load on an Interlake Steamship.
To: eeevil conservative
No ACORNs were harmed during this election...
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:43:35 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: 43north
Im too occupied hiding the 1,200,000 Larry Craig write-in ballots I found in the barn... So THAT'S where they are!
No doubt about it, Larry's paperwork needs more focus with location.
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:44:19 PM PST
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: 43north
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:45:09 PM PST
by
eeevil conservative
(GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
To: EGPWS
So sorry. I cannot provide my exact location. The Obamabot Civilian Security Force might show up.
Now THAT would be a target rich environment!
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:46:31 PM PST
by
43north
(11.04.08: the day America committed voluntary suicide)
To: eeevil conservative
Hey, my friend Mickey transplanted himself from Orlando to St. Paul just to vote and vote and vote; so somebody better darn make sure that every Mickey vote counts...and recounts...and recounts...
To: eeevil conservative
I’ll bet ACORN will give you ten bucks and a pack of Camels for each one.
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:47:29 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(I voted for McCain/Palin so I can look my grandchildren in the eyes when I tell them I'm sorry.)
To: eeevil conservative
We signed on with ACORN to vote for Al Franken, our favorite Troll.
Signed
The Three Billy Goats Gruff
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:50:37 PM PST
by
sono
(What happens when the Kool Aid wears off?)
To: Joann37
Its amazing that all the found ballots are for Franken, isnt it? Many of them have "Gregoire" crossed out and "Franken" written in with purple crayon.
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:53:25 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: eeevil conservative
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posted on
11/11/2008 7:00:01 PM PST
by
TXBlair
( Fort Hood LOVES its vets!!)
To: FreeAtlanta
>When will America say enough? When will the good people stand up?
I propose that we charge ACORN with treason, conspiracy, fraud, and after their conviction hang them, publicly.
Then, we go after the PUBLIC OFFICIALS who are FINDING/ALLOWING these “bonus votes”, charge them with treason, conspiracy, corruption, etc, and then hang them publicly too.
And all the public schools should be forced to attend and shown what treason and corruption bring.
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posted on
11/11/2008 7:06:40 PM PST
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: Grizzled Bear
That WA state election was heartbreaking, wasn’t it? I thought for sure Rossi would be in this time.
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posted on
11/11/2008 7:09:34 PM PST
by
Joann37
To: eeevil conservative
Somebody has too much time on their hands... ;)
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posted on
11/11/2008 7:21:44 PM PST
by
Fichori
(I believe in a Woman's right to choose, even if she hasn't been born yet.)
To: eeevil conservative
Wait. Let me get Rep. Jefferson on the phone for advice.
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posted on
11/11/2008 7:25:26 PM PST
by
Ben Reyes
(On Jan 20, I Will Say: 'For the First Time in My Life, I am NOT Proud of My Country')
To: eeevil conservative
LOL I told my husband I found some in my little one’s poopy diaper last night.
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posted on
11/11/2008 7:26:24 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: Fichori
I just sooooooooooooooooooo needed a laugh
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posted on
11/11/2008 7:26:39 PM PST
by
eeevil conservative
(GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
To: eeevil conservative
I hear ya.
When Russia invaded Georgia, I posted a joke-on-Putin thread.
Great stress reliever.
Now its in our front yard.
Aaarggh!
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posted on
11/11/2008 7:30:54 PM PST
by
Fichori
(I believe in a Woman's right to choose, even if she hasn't been born yet.)
To: eeevil conservative
You’re a good lady, and yes, we DO need a laugh!
This was a good one.
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posted on
11/11/2008 7:41:54 PM PST
by
Just Lori
(Liberalism ---->Socialism----->Communism------>BONDAGE!!!!)
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