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SOS!! NEED HELP!!
11/11/08
| A. Corn
Posted on 11/11/2008 6:26:30 PM PST by eeevil conservative
I desperately need the help of all FREEPers.
I found about 6,000 Minnesota Al Franken ballots wrapped in tin foil in my freezer here in the country of Africa. Are there any National Guard Units available to help me get these transported to Hennepin County, Minnesota?
Any and all 3 am phone calls to offer help and assistance are welcome, although I may be at Neman Markus doing research on the NAFTA agreement with Germany and Chile.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: acorn; almostfunny; franken; freepun; justajoke; vote; votefraud
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Sorry, folks-- I hope you enjoy the humor!
I think we all need a laugh....
To: eeevil conservative
Call the Nigerian embassy. They can bring them in disguised as $64 million dollars
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:28:55 PM PST
by
almcbean
To: eeevil conservative
Martians found Franken votes in a car trunk.
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:29:00 PM PST
by
Red Steel
To: eeevil conservative
How much are you payin? ;)
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:29:05 PM PST
by
valkyry1
(McCain/Palin 2008)
To: eeevil conservative
ballots wrapped in tin foil in my freezer here in the country of Africa...call Rep. William Jefferson, he collects tin foil
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:29:24 PM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: eeevil conservative
I’m sure Chief Editor Korir from African Press International will help you.
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:29:38 PM PST
by
mnehring
To: Red Steel
Acorn is so good at finding Franken votes in car trunks, the FBI should send ‘em to look for Jimmy Hoffa.
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:30:13 PM PST
by
lonevoice
(Ich bin ein plumber)
To: eeevil conservative
Sorry, folks-- I hope you enjoy the humor! Damn it!
You my FRiend just triggered another tax increase to augment the 3 we have achieved this year here in Minnesoooota!
Thanks a lot FRiend.
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:30:35 PM PST
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: eeevil conservative
Well, whatever you do...be sure to recycle.
To: eeevil conservative
Are you in Nigeria??? If so, then I've already sent a few thousand $$$ your way, via Western Union Bank Check ... so when do I get the millions that you promised in return ????
To: eeevil conservative
Freepmail me your social security number. All will work out.
To: eeevil conservative
Any yellow cake in with those ballots?
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:32:00 PM PST
by
LakeLady
(him is he who must not be named. her & they are his family and/or supporters. Us are the smart ones.)
To: Red Steel
Martians found Franken votes in a car trunk. It needs to be taken to court with objection!!
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:32:19 PM PST
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: eeevil conservative
Probably not far from the truth.
It’s amazing that all the “found” ballots are for Franken, isn’t it?
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:32:31 PM PST
by
Joann37
To: Joann37
TRULY!!!
ALL OF THEM!!
geeshk!
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:33:30 PM PST
by
eeevil conservative
(GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
To: penelopesire; trooprally; Veeram; rlmorel; Pyro7480; kristinn; Syncro; Jim Robinson; casino66; ...
I know you FREEPERS will come up with some even better ones...
I just figured we could all use a few laughs...
;-)
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:36:19 PM PST
by
eeevil conservative
(GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
To: almcbean; eeevil conservative
To: Joann37
Its amazing that all the found ballots are for Franken, isnt it? Oh, for crying out loud, it's a revelation and shows a promotion to stifle freedom of voting at the same time!
DFL'ers are true Constitutionalists donchya' know! /s
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:39:00 PM PST
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: eeevil conservative
I’m going to win the election today! And I’m gonna help people to help me get elected! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, ACORNs and absentees like me! (Especially in Two Harbors...)
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:40:05 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: eeevil conservative
Must have been those left over ballots here in Washington that elected Princess Gregoire ... I’m sure the Dem’s here sent them along to anyone who could use them ....
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posted on
11/11/2008 6:40:30 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
("I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice")
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