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Oscar, the psychic death sensing nursing home cat, found dead
The Daily Redundancy ^
Posted on 08/21/2007 10:48:13 AM PDT by chordmaster
PROVIDENCE, RI (TDR)- Oscar, the nursing home cat who could seemingly sense the impending death of patients, was found dead early yesterday. The cat gained recent notoriety when reports of his ability to detect the impending death of the terminally ill became public. Seemingly aware that death was at hand, Oscar would reportedly climb into the bed of patients during their final hours...
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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: badjoke; deadcat; dentedbedpanalert; elderly; fakenews; lessthanfunny; nottrue; oscarthecat; parody; satire
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To: chordmaster
Hi, I'm Oscar.
Mind if I sleep here tonight?
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posted on
08/21/2007 11:30:24 AM PDT
by
Sopater
(A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left. ~ Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: chordmaster
THe spirit of the Weekly WOrld News lives on.
To: Sopater
43
posted on
08/21/2007 12:18:19 PM PDT
by
battlegearboat
(Driving Danny Glover)
To: Political Junkie Too
44
posted on
08/21/2007 12:22:48 PM PDT
by
NathanR
To: sweetiepiezer; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
The story is a joke, minus Teh Funnay.
This cartoon about Death and a cat is actually quite good.
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posted on
08/21/2007 12:42:17 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
To: chordmaster
I do not understand people’s anger at the cat. We all die. We all face death 24/7. I would be very grateful to have such a lovely furry creature acknowledging my presence in my last hours or days. If this cat was murdered may the killer live their afterlife in the pits. The cat did not deserve to die for their fear.
46
posted on
08/21/2007 12:43:30 PM PDT
by
GOP Poet
To: GOP Poet
You’ll be glad to know that it’s a parody site, though this is not terribly funny.
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posted on
08/21/2007 12:44:48 PM PDT
by
Bahbah
To: GOP Poet
PSSSSSTTTT... It’s satire.
To: chordmaster
It didn’t happen, but good story.
49
posted on
08/21/2007 12:46:27 PM PDT
by
Williams
To: chordmaster
I suppose that there was always a risk of this happening whenever he got into his own bed.
50
posted on
08/21/2007 12:46:28 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
(The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)
To: Slings and Arrows
51
posted on
08/21/2007 12:47:05 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I had a lazy eye when I was a kid and it gradually spread to my whole body. ~~ Tom Cotter)
To: aruanan
“your car killed my cat.” That's a good one. Too funny.... If I were your brother I would have begun humming the mew, mew, mew song to the neighbor.
To: chordmaster
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posted on
08/21/2007 12:59:52 PM PDT
by
Dick Vomer
(liberals suck....... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.,)
Sick jokes from Sick folks.
This was an innocent cat.
54
posted on
08/21/2007 1:06:55 PM PDT
by
SoCalPol
(Duncan Hunter '08 Tough on WOT & Illegals)
To: chordmaster
Not anymore you ain't!
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posted on
08/21/2007 1:28:19 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(Fred Thompson '08)
To: Slings and Arrows; chordmaster
Oscar lives on!
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posted on
08/21/2007 1:33:28 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: chordmaster
That is horrible. There is no reason to kill a defenseless animal.
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posted on
08/21/2007 1:35:27 PM PDT
by
lawgirl
(She comes on like thunder and she's more right than rain)
To: -YYZ-
“Sure managed to bring out the usual cat-haters on the site, anyway.”
***
And a few outraged cat lovers as well.
I can’t complain though. I’ve been duped by Onion on more than one occasion, and for once I actually read the piece, including the site’s motto before jumping to conclusions. Got a clue early on that this was phony. Of course, there are those who would know it was phony and still be offended.
By the way I have a cat whom I love dearly. It’s just that we have to sometimes step back and enjoy a laugh once in a while.
To: chordmaster
Geesh! I only just heard about this kitty!
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posted on
08/21/2007 1:40:02 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: lawgirl; SoCalPol
It’s not true ~ just a very sick joke from a parody news site.
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posted on
08/21/2007 1:41:33 PM PDT
by
b9
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