[GOP Poet]

I do not understand people’s anger at the cat. We all die. We all face death 24/7. I would be very grateful to have such a lovely furry creature acknowledging my presence in my last hours or days. If this cat was murdered may the killer live their afterlife in the pits. The cat did not deserve to die for their fear.

[Bahbah]

You’ll be glad to know that it’s a parody site, though this is not terribly funny.

[Tijeras_Slim]

PSSSSSTTTT... It’s satire.

[Polybius]

I do not understand people’s anger at the cat. We all die. We all face death 24/7. I would be very grateful to have such a lovely furry creature acknowledging my presence in my last hours or days.

I was not angry at the cat.

I was minding my own business, visiting my elderly neighbor when the cat jumped up on my lap.

I was not taking any chances.

"One knowledgeable source - who agreed to speak with us on the condition of anonymity - confirmed increasing animosity toward the animal, and that a dented bedpan was found near the body."