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Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into 30% proof vodka
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Posted on 06/21/2006 7:15:51 PM PDT by Flavius
Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into vodka. According to specialist analysis, the Bracholinskie lake in Wielkopolska is filled with alcohol.
The concentration of alcohol in the water amounts to 30% in some places. The phenomenon is a result of a technical problem in the nearby vodka production plant. "Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," stated chemist Robert Wilczynski. The news about the free vodka in the lake spread fast and attracted a number of farmers from nearby villages who arrived at the lake to take as much vodka as they can. Meanwhile local women are in despair and have turned to beg god to help save their husbands from the demon drink. "If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake," laments 76 year old Genowefa Licha. (Fakt, p. 10) E.B.
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KEYWORDS: imsothere; lake; poland; rumor; vodka; vodkalake
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:15:53 PM PDT
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Flavius
To: Flavius
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:16:33 PM PDT
by
satchmodog9
(Most people stand on the tracks and never even hear the train coming)
To: Flavius
If it was 30% alcohol, wouldn't that make it 60 Proof?
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:17:06 PM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Stop the Nifongery!)
To: Flavius
Is it even possible for a lake to be 30% alcohol? Doesn't alcohol evaporate quickly? 30% is a huge percentage!
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:17:27 PM PDT
by
Koblenz
(Holland: a very tolerant country. Until someone shoots you on a public street in broad daylight...)
To: cjshapi
Let me grab my passport...
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:17:51 PM PDT
by
Junior
(Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
To: TommyDale
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:18:52 PM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: TommyDale
Yes. But 60 proof would probably be okay... with the right mixer.
Could this be a new drink trend? Vodka lake water and ????
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:19:13 PM PDT
by
livius
To: Flavius
YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
To: livius
Someone needs to inform algore ... this is HUGH !!
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:21:25 PM PDT
by
knarf
(A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
To: Flavius
Great graphic. But this sounds like an urban myth.
Wait a few minutes for the FR chemists to show up. I am thinking that it would be almost impossible to make an entire lake 60 proof.
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:21:36 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(The Left created, embraces and feeds "The Culture of Hate." Make it part of the political lexicon!)
To: knarf
Al's too boring. Even if he drank - which he is too healthy to do - he'd be boring.
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:27:11 PM PDT
by
livius
To: Flavius
The new home of Pickeled Herring
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:27:34 PM PDT
by
Hodar
(With Rights, come Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
To: Flavius
Bracholinskie lake in Wielkopolska The poor fools are all so drunk they can't even pronounce where they live. It just comes out as a mumbled, slurring sound.
Oh, It's Poland? nevermind
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:36:31 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Without a monkey, "You are nothing, absolutely zero. Absolutely nothing.")
To: Flavius
American military person-ell on leave from Iraq are enjoying the environs of Lake Bracholinskie in Wielkopolska as we speak. Here US Navy warrant officer Theo " Speedball" Wojiekowitz is enjoying his favorite hobby of high speed water skiing , shortly after he and fighter pilot Lieutenant George " Slider" Brodkoviechovich had taken a "warm up swim" in the lake.
The Navy Officers brief weekend leave was initiated after a good will mission to Krakow by US Navy personnel from the Aircraft Carrier USS Polansky, had ended.
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:40:52 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(Into Liberal flatulance goes the best hope of the West, and who wants to be a smart feller?)
To: Flavius
Big Lake
Better keep the Kennedy's away.
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posted on
06/21/2006 7:59:04 PM PDT
by
Revel
To: Flavius
I can just taste it....a straight vodka with floaties in it...fish and duck feces, cigarette butts, and a slight gasoline taste from outboard motors.
To: Flavius
Now if only a boat full of limes would capsize...
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posted on
06/21/2006 8:07:48 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
To: Flavius; mikrofon; xsmommy
Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into 30% proof vodka And the fish all drank like ... well, they drank a lot.
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...
To: Koblenz
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posted on
06/21/2006 8:49:10 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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