Skip to comments.Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan
Posted on 02/26/2006 12:27:00 AM PST by grey_whiskers
Feb 24, 2006 (MALAKAL) A certain Mr Tombe was caught having an intimate relation with a goat belonging to a Mr Alifi at Hai Malakal Upper Nile State, southern Sudan on February 13. Tombe was ordered to pay the goats dowry and take the animal as his wife .
Mr Alifi said: "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house. Suddenly , I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relation with my goat . When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
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The same story was posted much earlier and is now gone, pulled!
Don't people love a B*A*A*A*A*A*D goat story anymore?
My Grandmother used to tell me not to let it get my goat when something or someone was bothering me. Only now do I realize she was talking about Mr Tombe.
"the goat make a loud noise"
In Christian countries the groom would be making a loud noise.
Mr Tombe was just being a practicing muslim. Only the koran says you can have sex with an animal but you're supposed to kill the animal and give its meat to a neighboring village.
This is news? I thought it was a standing headline.
Is this another Bill Clinton story?
It would demonstrate that there is real justices in this world.
How does a goat say she has a head ache?
I think it's supposed to go under Sharia law ping. At least he'll be allowed to take up to 3 other wives...good thing women in Islam don't have any rights or they might resent the primary wife being a goat.
Democrats Gone Wild.
Suppose that guy were elected President; would the goat then become First Lady?
But of course, there are no election in the Sudan. My B-A-A-D.
[Guy Guest :] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister
[Gal Guest :] Oh? Well, which one?
[Guy Guest :] All of them
[Gal Guest :] Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake!
[Guy Guest :] Yah? Well, well me too!
[Gal Guest :] Oh!
[Guy Guest :] And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie!
[Gal Guest :] Woofie, you b-tch!
[Gal Guest :] Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!
[Guy Guest :] That goat doesn't love you!
"Laddy, look oot there ta the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me McGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."
Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."
Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."
Then the old man looks around nervously and mutters under his breath:
"But ya hump one lousy goat . . . "
Full Disclosure:Maybe the Salacious Ping list?
Again, where's the JustDamn! Ping list?
The English have all these jokes about the Welsh. For instance, why do the Welshmen [expletive] their sheep in the missionary position? Answer: so they can kiss them too.
Or the one about the woman with the rug burns on her knees and elbows from doing it doggie-style. When asked why she didn't choose a different position, her reply, "You think I want that dog breathing in my face?"
Does the goat now have to wear a Burqua?
That would be a sight.
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