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(Vanity) Political Limerick 1-22-2006
grey_whiskers ^
| 1-22-2006
| grey_whiskers
Posted on 01/22/2006 10:15:34 AM PST by grey_whiskers
See for example this thread first.
The Dems say that Bush stole the vote
But it is important to note
that he really BEAT Gore
and won 2004
despite that --err, "rather"-forged note.
(alternate last line):
"with the help of a certain Swift Boat."
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KEYWORDS: 2000; 2004; bush; election; electionfraud; greywhiskers; humor; kerry; limerick; ohiovotefraud; political; vanity
Cheers!
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
01/22/2006 10:27:06 AM PST
by
Horatio Gates
(Optimist sees the donut, pessimist sees only the hole.)
To: Horatio Gates
Love your tagline, you just described me and my wife. She's the optimist. :-) I'm not. :-(
BTW, My Freeper page doesn't have it, but my nerd score was 94 or 95...
Cheers!
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posted on
01/22/2006 10:51:07 AM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: grey_whiskers
It's really a little bit hairy
And more than a little bit scary
For a poet to miss
Something so clear as this:
Bust didn't beat Gore, he beat Kerry.
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posted on
01/22/2006 11:08:02 AM PST
by
SAJ
To: SAJ; grey_whiskers
The title of the limerick is '2004', btw.
;^)
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posted on
01/22/2006 11:08:51 AM PST
by
SAJ
To: SAJ
Umm, I knew that. That's why I put "and" in 2004.
The moonbats think Bush was "selected not elected" over Gore in 2000; and then there is a new scandal du jour over the 2004 election too.
Cheers!
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posted on
01/22/2006 11:55:27 AM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: SAJ
Please freepmail me to remind me to look at your futures product...
Cheers!
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posted on
01/22/2006 12:00:10 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: grey_whiskers
In Dade the dems wanted to count,
Only votes for Gore to mount,
An attempt to steal,
The Presidential Seal,
But they forgot about guys like Roy Blount.
"You can't count some of them twice,
Why that wouldn't be very nice."
"We will do as we please, just wait,
because we own this state!"
"In fact we can count them thrice!"
So off to the Supremes it went,
Where both sides got to vent,
The court said to Gore,
"hey dork, you're out the door!"
And off to Washington Bush went.
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posted on
01/22/2006 12:30:56 PM PST
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: grey_whiskers
Hi, grey_whiskers:
The Dems embarrassed themselves over a judge names Sam
Their Puppeteer Special Interests didn't give a damn!
"Stop Alito by any means necessary!"
They screamed, "We want a Filibuster!" at Harry
When The Three Stooges, Teddy, Chuck and Joe look much more like Custer
Jack Deth~ 01/22/06.
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posted on
01/22/2006 12:31:34 PM PST
by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
To: Jack Deth
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posted on
01/22/2006 12:35:08 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: geezerwheezer
Three-for-one! Get 'em while they're hot!
Thanks!
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posted on
01/22/2006 12:35:39 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: grey_whiskers
I do like writing limmericks, and have for many, many years. I'm glad you liked it.
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posted on
01/22/2006 5:24:07 PM PST
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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