[grey_whiskers]

Cheers!

[Horatio Gates]

Bravo!

[SAJ]

It's really a little bit hairy
And more than a little bit scary
For a poet to miss
Something so clear as this:
Bust didn't beat Gore, he beat Kerry.

[geezerwheezer]

In Dade the dems wanted to count,
Only votes for Gore to mount,
An attempt to steal,
The Presidential Seal,
But they forgot about guys like Roy Blount.

"You can't count some of them twice,
Why that wouldn't be very nice."
"We will do as we please, just wait,
because we own this state!"
"In fact we can count them thrice!"

So off to the Supremes it went,
Where both sides got to vent,
The court said to Gore,
"hey dork, you're out the door!"
And off to Washington Bush went.

[Jack Deth]

Hi, grey_whiskers:

The Dems embarrassed themselves over a judge names Sam
Their Puppeteer Special Interests didn't give a damn!
"Stop Alito by any means necessary!"
They screamed, "We want a Filibuster!" at Harry
When The Three Stooges, Teddy, Chuck and Joe look much more like Custer


Jack Deth~ 01/22/06.