**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Free Republic isn't free ^ | 01/06/2006 | It's Arthur

[BJClinton]

Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*

[MadCharity]

My thoughts exactly....but the computer guy here at my work, swears that they are one in the same. Ugh....

No wonder my co-workers computer crashed. She was the ONLY one in the officed on Windows ME. Everyone else either has 98 or XP. How annoying.

He also claims, that doing Windows Updates is pointless for Windows ME and 98 because Microsoft no longer supports those products and requires you to upgrade. Is this true?

[Zavien Doombringer]

You scored as Schizophrenia. Congratulations! You are schizophrenic! You know how to space out for hours at a time in a corner and that The Dark Master is not joking..... keep on tossin' those word-salads... dress mess bless!

Schizophrenia		100%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder		67%
Borderline Personality Disorder		67%
Unipolar Depression		33%
Antisocial Personality Disorder		33%
Eating Disorders		33%

Which mental disorder do you have?
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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!!????

[BadKittySF]

You scored as Eating Disorders. Congratulations! You have an eating disorder! You know what it's like to have "fat" eyelids and that there's exactly 58 calories in one medium-sized green apple. Western society has discarded your well-being for sickly, paper-thin models and celebrities; welcome to the club, sister.

Eating Disorders		67%
Borderline Personality Disorder		50%
Unipolar Depression		50%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder		25%
Schizophrenia		25%
Antisocial Personality Disorder		8%

Which mental disorder do you have?
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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

Unipolar Depression		58%
Borderline Personality Disorder		42%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder		33%
Eating Disorders		8%
Antisocial Personality Disorder		0%
Schizophrenia		0%

Which mental disorder do you have?
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[Zavien Doombringer]

98 yes, ME no...
ME was a trial run for the development of Home XP, 98 mixed with 2000. Didn't work as planned. Plus Microsoft believes they have to get some product out ever 3 years. XP home version is going away too...

[Michael Goldsberry]

Woo Hoo!

You scored as Beer. Beer - Blame it on the Monks, after all they invented it. You are probably a man, the opposite of hyper-active and not into ueber-trendy clubbing. A proper bloke!

Beer		75%
Spirits		63%
Coke & Softdrinks		50%
Wine		50%
Champagne		38%
Water		25%
Tea / Coffee		13%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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[day10]

Hmmmmm.... I would have thought I was OCD since I immediately saw a spelling error in their code and fixed it.

You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congratulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

Unipolar Depression		42%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder		17%
Schizophrenia		0%
Antisocial Personality Disorder		0%
Borderline Personality Disorder		0%
Eating Disorders		0%

Which mental disorder do you have?
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[Dashing Dasher]

That is the stupidest quiz we've taken yet!

You scored as Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Congratulations! You are obsessive-compulsive! You know nothing curbs images of mutilating your mother like a good counting/checking/washing ritual... wait, DID you forget to turn off the stove???

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder		8%
Antisocial Personality Disorder		8%
Borderline Personality Disorder		0%
Unipolar Depression		0%
Schizophrenia		0%
Eating Disorders		0%

Which mental disorder do you have?
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[Dashing Dasher]

They really kegged you! I mean pegged!

[#1CTYankee]

"My son (who is 4) is learning the difference between boys and girls and is very observant of his penis.

So the day, he's walking around saying, "my penis is big".

I'm thinking, that's just wrong....out of the mouths of babes, eh?"

My son caught me coming out of the shower a couple of years ago and said
"Wow your big!"

Now I've been an inspector for 26 yrs and I can tell you this, this kid will never be an inspector.

:-D

[BadKittySF]

You scored as Champagne. Champagne - The most expensive or seemingly luxurious drink. For some people it used to be a declaration of their social status. It's fair to say that it is still associated with the rich, but much more commonnly used out of enjoyment, too.

Champagne		100%
Wine		94%
Tea / Coffee		63%
Beer		44%
Spirits		44%
Coke & Softdrinks		38%
Water		38%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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[Dashing Dasher]

You scored as Wine. Wine - associated with a relaxed life-style and civilised drinking. "connaiseurs" of the good grapes can often be as pretentious as the word, however it's fair to say that you just drink it out of enjoyment, rather than for a brief drunken high or for the longing of a social status.

Wine		81%
Beer		63%
Champagne		56%
Spirits		56%
Tea / Coffee		31%
Coke & Softdrinks		25%
Water		19%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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[BadKittySF]

I would have figured us for "spirits" kinda girls!

[EX52D]

You scored as Wine. Wine - associated with a relaxed life-style and civilised drinking. "connaiseurs" of the good grapes can often be as pretentious as the word, however it's fair to say that you just drink it out of enjoyment, rather than for a brief drunken high or for the longing of a social status.

Beer		69%
Wine		69%
Champagne		69%
Spirits		56%
Coke & Softdrinks		44%
Tea / Coffee		38%
Water		25%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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[najida]

I have DESNOS.....

New and trendy, not even listed yet ;)

[Dashing Dasher]

Only on... Thursdays.

And... maybe most days that end in D_A_Y!

[day10]

Yep - this is me....

You scored as Water. Water - You are a purist and most certainly don't drink for pure enjoyment. However, you also don't waste your money on things as superfluous as Champagne. Drinking water is largely associated with detoxication of the body.

Water		88%
Coke & Softdrinks		31%
Tea / Coffee		25%
Wine		13%
Beer		0%
Champagne		0%
Spirits		0%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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[MadCharity]

Substitute Coke for Dr. Pepper or Pepsi (since I can't stand the stuff...

You scored as Coke & Softdrinks. Coke - Queen of Softdrinks, as irreplacable now as it was when it came into existence so slightly less addictive given that the ingredience of Cocaine has been removed a long time ago. Simply this drink seems never wrong, just like most softdrinks.

Coke & Softdrinks		75%
Wine		56%
Beer		44%
Tea / Coffee		31%
Spirits		19%
Champagne		0%
Water		0%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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[najida]

You and I are alike here....

You scored as Wine. Wine - associated with a relaxed life-style and civilised drinking. "connaiseurs" of the good grapes can often be as pretentious as the word, however it's fair to say that you just drink it out of enjoyment, rather than for a brief drunken high or for the longing of a social status.

Wine		75%
Coke & Softdrinks		56%
Champagne		31%
Beer		19%
Water		19%
Spirits		19%
Tea / Coffee		13%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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[Michael Goldsberry]

Cheers!