Enrique Iglesias' range of extra-small condoms

teen today ^ | Nov 10, 2005 | gossip

[ValerieUSA]

Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms. The Latin heartthrob admitted he can't find sheaths to fit the smaller man, and wants to save people who aren't well-endowed any embarrassment.

The 30-year-old, who is dating stunning tennis pin-up Anna Kournikova, is quoted in America's Houston Press newspaper as saying: "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. "Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

Last month, the hunky singer was named the sexiest bachelor by Spanish-language magazine People en Espanol. Although he topped the poll for his "smouldering good looks", Enrique admits he looks the worse for wear after a few drinks. He said: "I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean."

[So Cal Rocket]

Or maybe he can lick his own eyebrows.

[DHak]

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog"
"Sure. Tell your chihuahua to explain that to my Rottie"


It'll get stuck in the Rottie's throat! (ok, so Julio won't have that problem)

[weegee]

No relation to the Comical. It is a free "alternative weekly" full of liberal bile and copius sex ads in the back. Like any major city's "alternative" paper.

Music, sex... no wonder they ran with this "news".

[Dashing Dasher]

Aren't they dating?

[Dashing Dasher]

Look at the size of his... fingers.

[Michael Goldsberry]

LOL, Dasher!... I went and looked at your history to see where the fun was tonight and I find a penis thread. No surprise there.

... but a little pecker thread?

[wallcrawlr]

hee hee

[ValerieUSA]

Now we know a great prank to play on FR trolls.

[Dashing Dasher]

Little fellows need love too.


Just not from us.


;-)

[papasmurf]

On my honeymoon night, while first consummating our Love and Marriage, my new bride shrieked!

MY, what a small organ you have...

I could only respond with...

Sorry, I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

I can drink anyone beautiful

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[Jet Jaguar]

LOL!

[OSHA]

[Bob]

He should talk to Bob about Natural Male ....

Just for the record -- that's not me. :=)

[hobbes1]

Breaking news

To Who? I said it flat out. She really is a Lesbian....lol

[dagoofyfoot]

It might not be that fat, but man is it short!


Can't remember who said this but it still cracks me up.

[reagan_fanatic]

[ValerieUSA]

That is Anna and Enrique!

[calrighty]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[RockinRight]

As an American male of Italian descent, I do NOT resemble that remark!