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Enrique Iglesias' range of extra-small condoms
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| Nov 10, 2005
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Posted on 11/10/2005 1:32:32 PM PST by ValerieUSA
Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms. The Latin heartthrob admitted he can't find sheaths to fit the smaller man, and wants to save people who aren't well-endowed any embarrassment.
The 30-year-old, who is dating stunning tennis pin-up Anna Kournikova, is quoted in America's Houston Press newspaper as saying: "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. "Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."
Last month, the hunky singer was named the sexiest bachelor by Spanish-language magazine People en Espanol. Although he topped the poll for his "smouldering good looks", Enrique admits he looks the worse for wear after a few drinks. He said: "I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean."
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KEYWORDS: anna; cocktailwiener; dinkywinky; enriqueiglesias; shesaysitscute; teenyweeny; tmi
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To: ValerieUSA
41
posted on
11/10/2005 1:49:42 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: ValerieUSA
Its not the size that counts... its the amount of laughter it generates from the partner.
42
posted on
11/10/2005 1:50:53 PM PST
by
smith288
(Peace at all cost makes for tyranny free of charge...)
To: teenyelliott
I can't imagine......
Why would he....
How stupid is this guy?
Of course, my other response is obvious.....
43
posted on
11/10/2005 1:51:17 PM PST
by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Right Wing Professor
I knew there was a difference in a Little Girl and a Woman..
44
posted on
11/10/2005 1:51:19 PM PST
by
laney
(little bit country,little bit Rock and Roll!)
To: ValerieUSA
Oh Lord. I wouldn't think that is the kind of publicity a "female heart throb" would want.
Although I think he looks like a fag.
And yes, I said throb.
45
posted on
11/10/2005 1:52:06 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
No wonder his music is so whiney.
46
posted on
11/10/2005 1:52:39 PM PST
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: smith288
To: ValerieUSA
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog! ;-)
48
posted on
11/10/2005 1:53:10 PM PST
by
HitmanLV
(Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
To: Lady Jag
49
posted on
11/10/2005 1:53:24 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
Maybe he released this news to discourage his many gay admirers.
To: ValerieUSA
I cannot respond to that or I will get the bannie.
51
posted on
11/10/2005 1:58:29 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: MARTIAL MONK
So have I!
"Do you want a bigger penis?"
How am I supposed to answer that and still be ladylike??
To: HitmanNY; Dashing Dasher; Maximus of Texas; PaulaB; Millee
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dogSure. Tell your chihuahua to explain that to my Rottie.
53
posted on
11/10/2005 1:59:55 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
Well, I never cared much for dog metaphors anyway! ;-)
54
posted on
11/10/2005 2:01:18 PM PST
by
HitmanLV
(Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
To: ValerieUSA
Tickler?
55
posted on
11/10/2005 2:01:45 PM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: ValerieUSA; teenyelliott; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; xsmommy
He probably did it to discourage the Whyisa, thinking, better safe than sorry. Not realizing the Whyisa only goes for Marines dipped in icing sugar.
56
posted on
11/10/2005 2:02:06 PM PST
by
Argh
To: ValerieUSA
To heck with ladylike, Miss Val!
57
posted on
11/10/2005 2:03:04 PM PST
by
Argh
To: Right Wing Professor; longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; ...
Time to crank up the XS ping list. Er, nothing personal, of course.Sir, I have no interest in such a product, nor do I have the need to learn about it, nor do I maintain a ping list for this topic. However, if you are in the market for the proposed product, I hope you find what you're looking for.
Hee hee.
58
posted on
11/10/2005 2:05:18 PM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Expect no response if you're a troll, lunatic, retard, or incurable ignoramus.)
To: ValerieUSA
I must ask: What are doing surfing on Teen Today?
59
posted on
11/10/2005 2:08:15 PM PST
by
BJClinton
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
To: ValerieUSA
YGTBFKM!!!!
You've got to be friggin' kidding me! This is hilarous!
60
posted on
11/10/2005 2:08:37 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
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