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Enrique Iglesias' range of extra-small condoms
teen today ^ | Nov 10, 2005 | gossip

Posted on 11/10/2005 1:32:32 PM PST by ValerieUSA

Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms. The Latin heartthrob admitted he can't find sheaths to fit the smaller man, and wants to save people who aren't well-endowed any embarrassment.

The 30-year-old, who is dating stunning tennis pin-up Anna Kournikova, is quoted in America's Houston Press newspaper as saying: "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. "Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

Last month, the hunky singer was named the sexiest bachelor by Spanish-language magazine People en Espanol. Although he topped the poll for his "smouldering good looks", Enrique admits he looks the worse for wear after a few drinks. He said: "I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anna; cocktailwiener; dinkywinky; enriqueiglesias; shesaysitscute; teenyweeny; tmi
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1 posted on 11/10/2005 1:32:32 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: pissant
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take it from here

2 posted on 11/10/2005 1:33:29 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA

good lord....I would keep my mouth shut and get a penile implant....lol....either that or drink heavily....


3 posted on 11/10/2005 1:34:58 PM PST by NorCalRepub
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To: ValerieUSA

FMSCDH. From my small cold dead hands


4 posted on 11/10/2005 1:35:35 PM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: NorCalRepub

No, no -- drinking makes it shrivel


5 posted on 11/10/2005 1:35:54 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA

haha....yes....but drinking makes me not care....*wink*


6 posted on 11/10/2005 1:36:48 PM PST by NorCalRepub
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To: eastforker

also here:

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/iglesias%20needs%20small%20condoms

Pop heart-throb ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has hinted he's not the perfect lover, by revealing he wants to launch his own range of small condoms.

The Spanish singer enjoys a high profile relationship with tennis beauty ANNA KOURNIKOVA and is lusted after by female fans around the world. But they may be underwhelmed by his confession.

He says, "The next product I'm going to put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it's really embarrassing for people."


7 posted on 11/10/2005 1:37:00 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: Woman on Caroline Street
You know why you're getting this ping.

8 posted on 11/10/2005 1:37:08 PM PST by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: ValerieUSA

9 posted on 11/10/2005 1:37:17 PM PST by kingattax
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To: ValerieUSA

And you know this first hand?


10 posted on 11/10/2005 1:37:21 PM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: ValerieUSA
"who is dating stunning tennis pin-up Anna Kournikova"

'Love' means 'nothing' to a Tennis player.
11 posted on 11/10/2005 1:37:24 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: NorCalRepub

I wonder if he was drunk when he confessed this.


12 posted on 11/10/2005 1:37:36 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: eastforker

I read it on the internet. How else do any of us know anything?


13 posted on 11/10/2005 1:38:19 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA

For some reason I always thought AK would go for the gusto.


14 posted on 11/10/2005 1:38:57 PM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: ValerieUSA

He fell far from the tree.


15 posted on 11/10/2005 1:38:58 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: Millee; Dashing Dasher; Maximus of Texas; day10; peacebaby

WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . .(breathe) . . .WAHAHAHAHAHAHA ping


16 posted on 11/10/2005 1:40:02 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: ValerieUSA
Anna, I can offer you more.


17 posted on 11/10/2005 1:41:34 PM PST by Always Right
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To: ValerieUSA

haha....maybe....I"m sure Anna right now is telling him, "hey, hold your serve big boy....er, tiny one"....


18 posted on 11/10/2005 1:41:57 PM PST by NorCalRepub
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To: teenyelliott; Millee; Dashing Dasher; Maximus of Texas; day10

Remember, it's not what he's got, it's how he uses it.


19 posted on 11/10/2005 1:42:17 PM PST by peacebaby (I'm not overwhelmed! I'm just the right amount of whelmed.)
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To: ValerieUSA
...extra small ween thread...

I guess I could understand the *ahem* difficulties


20 posted on 11/10/2005 1:42:20 PM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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