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Enrique Iglesias' range of extra-small condoms
teen today ^ | Nov 10, 2005 | gossip

Posted on 11/10/2005 1:32:32 PM PST by ValerieUSA

Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms. The Latin heartthrob admitted he can't find sheaths to fit the smaller man, and wants to save people who aren't well-endowed any embarrassment.

The 30-year-old, who is dating stunning tennis pin-up Anna Kournikova, is quoted in America's Houston Press newspaper as saying: "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. "Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

Last month, the hunky singer was named the sexiest bachelor by Spanish-language magazine People en Espanol. Although he topped the poll for his "smouldering good looks", Enrique admits he looks the worse for wear after a few drinks. He said: "I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anna; cocktailwiener; dinkywinky; enriqueiglesias; shesaysitscute; teenyweeny; tmi
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To: ValerieUSA

41 posted on 11/10/2005 1:49:42 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: ValerieUSA

Its not the size that counts... its the amount of laughter it generates from the partner.


42 posted on 11/10/2005 1:50:53 PM PST by smith288 (Peace at all cost makes for tyranny free of charge...)
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To: teenyelliott

I can't imagine......
Why would he....
How stupid is this guy?


Of course, my other response is obvious.....


43 posted on 11/10/2005 1:51:17 PM PST by day10 (Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: Right Wing Professor

I knew there was a difference in a Little Girl and a Woman..


44 posted on 11/10/2005 1:51:19 PM PST by laney (little bit country,little bit Rock and Roll!)
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To: ValerieUSA
Oh Lord. I wouldn't think that is the kind of publicity a "female heart throb" would want.

Although I think he looks like a fag.

And yes, I said throb.

45 posted on 11/10/2005 1:52:06 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

No wonder his music is so whiney.


46 posted on 11/10/2005 1:52:39 PM PST by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: smith288

hee hee hee *snicker


47 posted on 11/10/2005 1:53:07 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog! ;-)


48 posted on 11/10/2005 1:53:10 PM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: Lady Jag

OMG


49 posted on 11/10/2005 1:53:24 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

Maybe he released this news to discourage his many gay admirers.


50 posted on 11/10/2005 1:54:25 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA

I cannot respond to that or I will get the bannie.


51 posted on 11/10/2005 1:58:29 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: MARTIAL MONK

So have I!
"Do you want a bigger penis?"

How am I supposed to answer that and still be ladylike??


52 posted on 11/10/2005 1:59:44 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: HitmanNY; Dashing Dasher; Maximus of Texas; PaulaB; Millee
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog

Sure. Tell your chihuahua to explain that to my Rottie.

53 posted on 11/10/2005 1:59:55 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

Well, I never cared much for dog metaphors anyway! ;-)


54 posted on 11/10/2005 2:01:18 PM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: ValerieUSA
Tickler?


55 posted on 11/10/2005 2:01:45 PM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: ValerieUSA; teenyelliott; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; xsmommy
He probably did it to discourage the Whyisa, thinking, better safe than sorry. Not realizing the Whyisa only goes for Marines dipped in icing sugar.
56 posted on 11/10/2005 2:02:06 PM PST by Argh
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To: ValerieUSA

To heck with ladylike, Miss Val!


57 posted on 11/10/2005 2:03:04 PM PST by Argh
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To: Right Wing Professor; longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; ...
Time to crank up the XS ping list. Er, nothing personal, of course.

Sir, I have no interest in such a product, nor do I have the need to learn about it, nor do I maintain a ping list for this topic. However, if you are in the market for the proposed product, I hope you find what you're looking for.

Hee hee.

58 posted on 11/10/2005 2:05:18 PM PST by PatrickHenry (Expect no response if you're a troll, lunatic, retard, or incurable ignoramus.)
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To: ValerieUSA

I must ask: What are doing surfing on Teen Today?


59 posted on 11/10/2005 2:08:15 PM PST by BJClinton (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: ValerieUSA
YGTBFKM!!!!
You've got to be friggin' kidding me!

This is hilarous!

60 posted on 11/10/2005 2:08:37 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
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