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Enrique Iglesias' range of extra-small condoms
teen today ^ | Nov 10, 2005 | gossip

Posted on 11/10/2005 1:32:32 PM PST by ValerieUSA

Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms. The Latin heartthrob admitted he can't find sheaths to fit the smaller man, and wants to save people who aren't well-endowed any embarrassment.

The 30-year-old, who is dating stunning tennis pin-up Anna Kournikova, is quoted in America's Houston Press newspaper as saying: "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. "Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

Last month, the hunky singer was named the sexiest bachelor by Spanish-language magazine People en Espanol. Although he topped the poll for his "smouldering good looks", Enrique admits he looks the worse for wear after a few drinks. He said: "I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anna; cocktailwiener; dinkywinky; enriqueiglesias; shesaysitscute; teenyweeny; tmi
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To: Right Wing Professor

From reading the news about EU, I'd say German or Italian condoms would fit nicely.


81 posted on 11/10/2005 2:22:48 PM PST by js1138 (Great is the power of steady misrepresentation.)
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To: ValerieUSA

This was in Teen Today? sheesh.

BTW: I have the exact opposite problem (oops...TMI!)


82 posted on 11/10/2005 2:22:57 PM PST by hattend (In France, it's not just the cheese that's soft and runny.)
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To: EX52D
Depends on how much of it you've drunk...
83 posted on 11/10/2005 2:23:39 PM PST by PaulaB (Do you know our Olga?)
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To: ValerieUSA

Methinks someone is having a rather large laugh at Senor Iglesia's expense. If you were wanting to play a joke on someone, this would be the type of thing you might consider doing.


84 posted on 11/10/2005 2:24:21 PM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten (Is your problem ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.)
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To: hattend

Teen Today is a Brit site

uh huh, right ... we all believe you


85 posted on 11/10/2005 2:24:30 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Well, this guy's excited about it......


86 posted on 11/10/2005 2:24:59 PM PST by RightOnline
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To: Argh; ValerieUSA

I've got some ocean front property in Arizona for sale.....


87 posted on 11/10/2005 2:26:58 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: PaulaB
Roll
88 posted on 11/10/2005 2:29:13 PM PST by EX52D
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To: hattend

You mean - alcohol doesn't kill the mood?


89 posted on 11/10/2005 2:41:43 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I can drink anyone beautiful


90 posted on 11/10/2005 2:43:22 PM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: ValerieUSA

Well at least he has the cojones to admit it.



91 posted on 11/10/2005 2:46:13 PM PST by TheSpottedOwl ("President Bush, start building that wall"!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
You mean - alcohol doesn't kill the mood?

Only after a certain point. A spinning room is a mood killer. Driving the porcelain bus kills the romance for at least a couple of days. ;-)

But of course, I don't know these things first hand.

92 posted on 11/10/2005 2:58:40 PM PST by hattend (In France, it's not just the cheese that's soft and runny.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Oh, I see to what you were alluding. Hahahahahahah

However, I was talking condom size but again, that's TMI.


93 posted on 11/10/2005 3:01:36 PM PST by hattend (In France, it's not just the cheese that's soft and runny.)
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To: hattend
But of course, I don't know these things first hand.

Read it in a book?

94 posted on 11/10/2005 3:03:25 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
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To: hattend

I figured - but I didn't want to discuss that with you.

Sylvia would kick my a**!


;-)

DD


95 posted on 11/10/2005 3:04:28 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
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To: wallcrawlr

baby camel toe?


96 posted on 11/10/2005 3:24:10 PM PST by Feiny (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I am so sad I have a small penis.


97 posted on 11/10/2005 3:29:51 PM PST by Feiny (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Who is gayer....Enrique or Marc Anthony?


98 posted on 11/10/2005 3:32:02 PM PST by Feiny (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult)
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To: PatrickHenry
He's "dating" AK? I thought she married him two years ago.

I've had her crossed off as an idiot all that time.

99 posted on 11/10/2005 3:32:58 PM PST by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Sylvia would kick my a**!

Only after Bobbitizing me.

100 posted on 11/10/2005 3:46:44 PM PST by hattend (In France, it's not just the cheese that's soft and runny.)
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