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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

*sheepishly*

I never did keep score.
Of course, the moonbats over at DU think we do.
And I'm not about to tell them otherwise.
(Had a troll defender scream about how we keep track of troll kills... told me exactly where he was from.)


9,841 posted on 11/30/2005 5:27:21 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: fanfan

Envirofascist:

"You methane, and you sulpher are like destroying the planet dude/man/bro/!!"


9,842 posted on 11/30/2005 5:27:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

'Night, Dr. Ms. T!


9,843 posted on 11/30/2005 5:27:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
If we had some Arctic spell, rather than waste $600 on heat I would go get free wood, keep the fireplace going and drag a mattress some feet from the fire to stay warm at night.

It's always easy to just wear sweaters in the day, but you know if you see your breath in the house that you must use heat. I can only go so far with allowing cold.

I also can run one of those dish heaters for only $30 a month in the back part of the house in the evening when it is in the 40s outside. I forgot about doing that before.

I wouldn't mind $120 a month to keep the whole house warm, but when it starts to get over $150 and it's just me and a 4 pound guard dog in this 2300 foot house, it gets ridiculous.

9,844 posted on 11/30/2005 5:27:42 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face

'Night, John-Boy!


9,845 posted on 11/30/2005 5:28:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: A CA Guy

Like I said...get a heated mattress pad. It's worth the investment. About $40-$90 depending on your bed size.


9,846 posted on 11/30/2005 5:29:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm outta here!
NOW!


9,847 posted on 11/30/2005 5:30:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

You might find a few on the IRA threads - idiots who lecture Irish FReepers about the 'Brits' - they also love the IRA (but, of course, won't come right out and say it)!!

Stuned IRA Beeber, hmmmm...... I like it!


9,848 posted on 11/30/2005 5:30:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
'Night, John-Boy!

'Night, Ellie-May!

9,849 posted on 11/30/2005 5:31:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
LOL.

It is kind of stupid that they're so good, and they don't sell them widely in the States.

I was pretty surprised to see that .org site today!
9,850 posted on 11/30/2005 5:32:39 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!

I was going to ask. Good for you!

:-D

Nite.


9,851 posted on 11/30/2005 5:34:29 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76
Oh come on, don't they allow lectures while you are wearing a chemise anymore?

Just pick a fairly modest choice like this:

I don't think you'll get too many complaints, maybe only some unrequested standing ovations.

9,852 posted on 11/30/2005 5:34:56 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face

California king that sits close to 3 feet high, I think we are looking at the $90 pad. :-0


9,853 posted on 11/30/2005 5:36:33 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan

Which .org site?


9,854 posted on 11/30/2005 5:37:21 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Oh yeah, those guys.
Seen 'em.
Saw one or two get hammered, but the rest seem impervious.


9,855 posted on 11/30/2005 5:38:02 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: A CA Guy

I'd need years of starvation diets and exercise to look okay in something like that.


9,856 posted on 11/30/2005 5:38:07 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: A CA Guy

She has a lovely... smile.


9,857 posted on 11/30/2005 5:38:47 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

The impervious ones that trouble me!!


9,858 posted on 11/30/2005 5:39:39 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: A CA Guy

http://www.draytonlingerie.com/images/571IrisSilksSilk%20&%20Lace%20Chemise%20with%20Matching%20Silk%20&%20Lace%20G-String.jpg

With matching silk lace string ... what?


9,859 posted on 11/30/2005 5:40:42 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yes, then they will explain to anyone who will listen, that the vents are violating their first amendment rights by not listening to them.


9,860 posted on 11/30/2005 5:40:47 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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