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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks for that Bob!! I'm doing a lot of bookmarking tonight!!!


9,781 posted on 11/30/2005 4:33:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
Hey! Bob! Titan has weather! The local weatherman said he would look for a job there if the weather here didn't agree with him, but I'm ready to email him and tell him you have it under control!

I don't like the idea of methane rain! Methrain?

9,782 posted on 11/30/2005 4:35:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
"Hey! Bob! Titan has weather!"

Well, sure. I'll bet they give the temperature in degrees Absolute, as well. One good thing about that; the temperature never goes below Zero!

Jupiter has weather also. "Your weather news tonight, my jovial Jovians, is that Hurricane Adam is still circling around the planet, as it has for at least three hundred years. In other news, the recent asteroid attacks which caused Earth-size blemishes in our lovely striated atmosphere have been determined to be NOT due to the influence of that tiny planet. It has therefore been determined that Earth is still just as insignificant as ever. Good Night, and see you again in eleven hours."

9,783 posted on 11/30/2005 4:37:16 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!
Nothing like putting things in perspective!


9,784 posted on 11/30/2005 4:40:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

In Kelvin?


9,785 posted on 11/30/2005 4:40:36 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hurricane Adam => Category umpteen hurricane


9,786 posted on 11/30/2005 4:42:23 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"In Kelvin?"

Kelvin or Absolute. Either one.

Kelvin uses centigrade size degrees, and Absolute uses Fahrenheit-size degrees.

Absolute zero in either one is the starting point, and there are no negative temperatures.

9,787 posted on 11/30/2005 4:44:20 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
"Harness the natural gas on Titan!!!"

Harness the natural gas from Democrats.

9,788 posted on 11/30/2005 4:44:23 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Congrats on 9876.

Absolute zero is the ultimate "Evil Zero."


9,789 posted on 11/30/2005 4:46:21 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Absolute uses Fahrenheit-size degrees.

I thought that was Rankine.

9,790 posted on 11/30/2005 4:46:54 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: NicknamedBob
I have not heard that much avout Kelvin being used. I have heard of the Timmy!


9,791 posted on 11/30/2005 4:47:29 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite

Hmm. I'm either dyslexic, or psychic.


9,792 posted on 11/30/2005 4:47:52 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; King Prout; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; SandyInSeattle; freedumb2003; ..

Hi everyone.


9,793 posted on 11/30/2005 4:53:09 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: sionnsar

You are correct. Mea culpa.


absolute scale noun
1. A scale of temperature with absolute zero as the minimum.
2. The Kelvin scale.


Kelvin scale noun
An absolute scale of temperature in which each degree equals one kelvin. Water freezes at 273.15 K and boils at 373.15 K.


Rankine scale (ràng´kîn) noun
A scale of absolute temperature using Fahrenheit degrees, in which the freezing point of water is 491.69° and the boiling point of water is 671.69°.
[After William John Macquorn Rankine (1820-1872), Scottish engineer and physicist.]



9,794 posted on 11/30/2005 4:53:09 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: tuliptree76

Hey TT!

Hows by you?


9,795 posted on 11/30/2005 4:53:37 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: freedumb2003

I'm doing okay.


9,796 posted on 11/30/2005 4:54:05 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Monkey Face
"I'm so cold my thighs don't know each other any more!" Col. Blake, M*A*S*H

LOL!

9,797 posted on 11/30/2005 4:54:31 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi Doctor Miss Tulip!

We're talking about really cool things, and about life on this and other planets, and effective ways to end it.


9,798 posted on 11/30/2005 4:55:53 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: tuliptree76
Hello, Prof-ette Dr. Tuliptree!

And sadly, bye. I have to go away for a few hours. Maybe back 8:30 - 9 PST. So that gives y'all a few hours for the last push to 10000.

9,799 posted on 11/30/2005 5:00:53 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

See you later sionnsar.


9,800 posted on 11/30/2005 5:03:59 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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