Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
Morning!
I'll be out for a bit in a few minutes.
Feel free to check up on recently active troll FrankNFood.
Umm yes..underweaponed...
On a completely different subject the signs on sub-levals AA 14-18 that say "Danger! Only open in case of Emergency!
The signs are not meant to restrict your freedoms, only to keep you alive.
Monkey Face! Thanks for the ping. I'll have to read it when I get back. I have to go move furnature for my aunt. I'll be back later though!
Wekkum! See you soon!
Morning!
I slept around the clock and finally feel a bit more like myself today.
How are you doing?
I dunno...it's too early, yet. I'm thinking of making some cinnamon rolls shortly, and frost them with chocolate, then have some cocoa along with them, but I want to make sure I'm awake, first....want some?
It's good to know you're feeling better. I hope the worst of it is over for you for the winter.
Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen
Røtern nik Akten Di
Wik
Alsø wik
Alsø alsø wik
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left half side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.
The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.
Executive Producer JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling University, and the people of Doune for their help in the making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES
I'll be right over after I finish my coffee!
I just need to be fully awake to MAKE them!
I'll make sure the rolls are still hot...:o]
I should like to make it perfectly clear to anyone observing, that "We Have No Ofensive Weapons!"
(Well, there is that underarm sweat gland that we cloned from Michael Moore, but that has not been fully weaponized yet.)
All of our other armaments tools and hardware are purely Defensive in nature.
It can be difficult to negotiate with a meteorite, you know.
The UTS Tremulous?
The UTS Pass the Olives
UTS Mambo Cleavage
UTS Are We There Yet
UTS Stuned by the Beeber
UTS Et Tu Troll
UTS Lick it, Slam it, Suck it
For a list of Iains creations.... Click here.
Of Iain's books, Excession is probably my fave so far. Still need to read "The State of the Art" and "Look to Windward". Highly recommended.
Good Morning!
How is your weekend so far? And how are your classes coming?
I hesitate to reply honestly...
If I pitch in, can I have a cinnamon roll, too?
Hi 'Face.
Pitch in what?
But yes, you may have one. Chocolate? Or cream cheese?
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