To: Harmless Teddy Bear; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
"...woefully underweaponed" I should like to make it perfectly clear to anyone observing, that "We Have No Ofensive Weapons!"
(Well, there is that underarm sweat gland that we cloned from Michael Moore, but that has not been fully weaponized yet.)
All of our other armaments tools and hardware are purely Defensive in nature.
It can be difficult to negotiate with a meteorite, you know.
The UTS Tremulous?
892 posted on
11/05/2005 7:02:45 AM PST by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
We could take a page from Iain M. Banks "Culture" vehicles.
The UTS Pass the Olives
UTS Mambo Cleavage
UTS Are We There Yet
UTS Stuned by the Beeber
UTS Et Tu Troll
UTS Lick it, Slam it, Suck it
For a list of Iains creations.... Click here.
Of Iain's books, Excession is probably my fave so far. Still need to read "The State of the Art" and "Look to Windward". Highly recommended.
893 posted on
11/05/2005 7:21:05 AM PST by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob
The UTS Tremulous?I hesitate to reply honestly...
897 posted on
11/05/2005 7:28:08 AM PST by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: NicknamedBob
(Well, there is that underarm sweat gland that we cloned from Michael Moore, but that has not been fully weaponized yet.) Eeep!
Even the thought is offensive!
954 posted on
11/05/2005 8:24:45 AM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: NicknamedBob
Well.. the teleGIB can be used to obliterate stuff quite effectively should hostiles appear.. some outsiders would find defense offensive.. but none of us do.
1,126 posted on
11/05/2005 10:06:35 AM PST by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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