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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie; All

2700!

That fixes your 666!


Closing up shop now.


See y'all later.


2,701 posted on 11/08/2005 2:59:18 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

It's OK...the movie is worth having.


2,702 posted on 11/08/2005 2:59:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

1 stone = 14 pounds.

I noticed from watching US TV shows that Americans don't use the 'stone' for measurement, someone expresses a weight in pounds, calculators are taken out in expressed in pounds!


2,703 posted on 11/08/2005 3:00:02 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan
BYE! See ya tomorrow!
2,704 posted on 11/08/2005 3:00:23 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie
Did you ever see the comic strip, "B.C.?" Whenever God was unhappy with the stone age characters, He sent a lightning bolt out of a big black cloud, and the sound that was made was "ZOT!"
2,705 posted on 11/08/2005 3:01:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm not an expert in horses - strange thing for an Irishman to say, I know!!


2,706 posted on 11/08/2005 3:01:30 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Tam Girl!


2,707 posted on 11/08/2005 3:01:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
weight in pounds

But our system is called the English, as oppose to Metric, weight system!!! Why don't WE have "Stone"?????

2,708 posted on 11/08/2005 3:01:58 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Monkey Face
Did you ever see the comic strip, "B.C.?"

OHHH! Of course! So obvious one you see it!

2,709 posted on 11/08/2005 3:03:23 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Monkey Face
....I would have preferred her to wait till her wedding day....

I think myself that chastity before marriage is overrated - and that's coming from a Catholic!!!

2,710 posted on 11/08/2005 3:03:38 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan
LOL! Tried it... but I'm still here, with the minutes to do...

sigh

2,711 posted on 11/08/2005 3:03:43 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

You are correct. We don't use "stones."


2,712 posted on 11/08/2005 3:04:36 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

No, it isn't. Lots of people aren't familiar with horses, even here in the Great Southwest of the US of A!

I was lucky: as a child, I lived not far from the race track, and in the summer, the stalls were filled. Rodeos were so common that every small town had an arena. Most of us kids learned to ride shortly after we learned to walk.


2,713 posted on 11/08/2005 3:04:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Speaking from the other side of the fence, I don't. The greatest gift a woman has to give a man is her virginity.

And vice-versa.


2,714 posted on 11/08/2005 3:05:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: sionnsar

At least you're still here! And tomorrow is HUMP DAY!!!


2,715 posted on 11/08/2005 3:07:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; Irish_Thatcherite; MNJohnnie; fanfan

Hi everyone.


2,716 posted on 11/08/2005 3:08:20 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: MNJohnnie

Those of us in the Anglosphere stick stubbornly to the English system of measurement!! I don't know why you include stone, but Americans always had the habit of doing things differently, also the Imperial (English) System has a lot of units that aren't normally used, such as 'hands' or 'furlong'.


2,717 posted on 11/08/2005 3:08:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi, Tulip!
How were the tests?


2,718 posted on 11/08/2005 3:09:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

My students did fine on the exams.


2,719 posted on 11/08/2005 3:10:11 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Hi, Prof. Dr. tuliptree76!


2,720 posted on 11/08/2005 3:10:33 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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