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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Alice au Wonderland
To: tuliptree76
Haiku # 2:
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
2,422
posted on
11/07/2005 7:56:09 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Stingy Dog
"I certainly wouldn't know how to naigate the starship." Well, shucks. It's not a starship. It's just a kind of covered wagon train of sorts heading over to Mars.
We have to move slower to get into the Martian orbit, so we'll swing around the Moon on our way, to give us a retrograde deceleration.
Anybody can do that!
2,423
posted on
11/07/2005 7:58:07 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
To: Stingy Dog
Hmmmm...
Finally something I said makes sense. I'm still in shock!
To: tuliptree76
Last one for the evening, before I turn in.
Haiku # 3:
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
2,426
posted on
11/07/2005 8:08:09 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL!
Have a good night, Alice. :-)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; MNJohnnie; fanfan; All
Zotco Industries Makes Breakthrough (not in Haiku)
Dan Krawbowski
Reliable Press
November 7, 2005
22:06 EDT
In a stunning announcement late this afternoon, Zotco Industries announced that it has made progress in its heretofore secret development project. The multinational corporation is the first in producing a chamber which converts peanut butter into viable rocket fuel. Dr. Tad Snarky, Director of Communications and Fun Stuff, said that even he was amazed. "It's like giving birth," he said, "except that instead of a child, you have a unit that can isolate the lipids from canola oil and in an otherwise unknown process, convert the product into high density, superpowered fuel."
Zotco Industries is planning a launch into outer space as early as June of 2006.
2,428
posted on
11/07/2005 8:11:35 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Where's your Zot Voyager? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, yeah, you don't have one!)
Comment #2,429 Removed by Moderator
To: tuliptree76; All
'Night, Tulip, everyone! See 'ya tomorrow.
2,430
posted on
11/07/2005 8:12:18 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
Comment #2,431 Removed by Moderator
To: Stingy Dog
Comment #2,433 Removed by Moderator
To: tuliptree76
It sounds goodly terrifying. I approve. :-)
To: Stingy Dog
LOL! I was starting to get confused...
To: Army Air Corps
Thanks. :-)
But I'm not sure if it will be approved.
Comment #2,437 Removed by Moderator
To: Stingy Dog
I'm not sure where they are.
I hope I'm good enough company!
Comment #2,439 Removed by Moderator
To: Stingy Dog
Thanks. :-)
I tend to stay up late.
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